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Over the Christmas period I have become a wanted man. Due to this, I now have a small bounty on my head. I’m here for the foreseeable future folks. Wishing everyone in the Twittersphere a Happy New Year/Blwythyn Newydd Dda #jokes #notjokes #trumpetlife
@chuerta1 @RickLaw101 @_ReaalAmerican_ @jackholmes0 I got it the 1st time ... but my Entire-Life has been about *Reading*.
Holmes was making a *backward* point - in a nuanced fashion - which MOST PEOPLE will Miss/MisUnderstand.
#StraightTalk - #NotJokes #NotSarcasm - is what we need from NOW-til-NOVEMBER-2020.
#SimpleFolkAreSimple
@w_terrence @andersoncooper You are a comedian Terrence?
YOU?
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That is funny !!
A comedian!
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#TrumpIsAWhiteSupremacist
#TrumpIsARacist
#HowDoYouPayBillsT
#WhoPaysYourBills
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A COMEDIAN !!
That’s awesome.
I’m the president!!
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Watford making this a fucking brilliant final .... 🙄
Not...
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Tickets for Mystery Vortex VI go on sale tonight at 8PM! Visit https://t.co/KhAHlkQzBk to secure your seats for the most enigmatic event of the year!
We’re coming up on April 1st. Please, don’t intentionally mislead people by saying/implying in jest, that you're:
• Pregnant
• Gay
• Trans
• Straight
• Dying/someone else died
• Asking someone out/interested in them
• Breaking up with them
#AprilFools #NotFunny #NotJokes
Our Captain Kopitar gets ROCKED and every one of his teammates on the ice flies in to stick up for him!!
#NotJokes
YUUUUUUUUM i just love Roundup in my breakfast cereal! #omnomnom
#not #notjokes #badjokes #tuesdaythoughts https://t.co/FsjQHa3ADK
@CountDankulaTV As a member of "the right" I don't understand why we're attacking someone for telling extremely distasteful, unfunny, jokes?? Are you only defending free speech when it meets your agenda?? Some of the right seem to be turning into the hypocritical left.
TIL about "hugging priority" on iOS and hell, is this something I wish my kids would establish among themselves so tucking them in wouldn't equal a series of gut-wrenching meltdowns lol #programmermomjokes #notjokes
@intelwilley @Maverick_Maniac @PyschoCTsBack70 @BTLSRadio @BMWE31 @Hammer2627 @My_Nickel_Frizz @DevilDog199498 At least be funny, Intel #NotJokes
znate ten vtip, jak se v roce 2018 potká stbak nacek a komanč a jednají spolu o sestavení vlády? #notjokes
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