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@TonyGSmoke nah we only do that for pegging 😘#notMYasshole

@Marmel @benandjerrys @DevinCow Paddock Pudding?
Toasted Prairie Oyster Praline?
t-POP for short, attributed to the noise that @DevinNunes brain made when he realized that @DevinCow had more followers.
@DevinNunes screwed us during the housing crisis and enacted economic policies harmful to our nations most vulnerable. #NotMyAsshole

Hospitals are supposed to save lives, but they’re out here getting by with a thin single ply toilet paper 🤔#notmyasshole
at least he doesn't use one-ply toilet paper. #notmyasshole #asspussy #thotsandprayers https://t.co/jnV7u5qZys
roughly seven days out from moving in with my boyfriend and i just found out he bites string cheese. what kind of monster am i cohabitating with???? #prayforme
Why is everyone just fine with a cats asshole showing all the time? #NotMyAsshole
@JedJack7 @KenCalvert @JeffHorseman @JasonGagnon No help is coming. We're on our own... #notmyasshole #indivisible
@RepAdamSchiff @SecretService @POTUS Wish you were our rep! We're stuck with @kencalvert, but not for long! #indivisible #notmyasshole
#notmyasshole https://t.co/LKryRh35C5
A Republican congressman has called Trump an "asshole" https://t.co/p0Q8WTJ1oB

#NotMyAsshole https://t.co/qdQ5tuhN2r
GOP lawmaker on Trump: “He’s an asshole, but he’s our asshole" https://t.co/FfK5DrpSwa

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