Top Tweets for #SLEEPTALKINGHUSBAND
Tipo 3-4 AM
Jf se levanta rápido todo preocupado.. Me queda viendo y solo me dice:
"cuidado con lucy."
Se vuelve a dormir..
Osea.. Me va a hacer algo lucy? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
#SENDHELP
#SLEEPTALKINGHUSBAND
@jferceballos
Finalmente me logré dormir..tipo 3:30 am jf solo me agarra el brazo y me queda viendo.. Le pregunto que el clasico "que pedos?"
Jf: "disculpa.. Me equivoque de persona"
Y se vuelve a dormir como si nada!
#sendhelp
#SleepTalkingHusband
@jferceballos
#sleeptalkinghusband: there's a web right here
Me: a robe?
Him: a spider web
Me: is it bothering you?
Him: no.
M: is it a nice spider?
Him: yes
Me: what's its name?
Him: do you think I'm sleeping right now?
Me: is there a spider web?
Him: dunno.
“Do I look like a cat?.....no..no..” #sleeptalkinghusband
“Guys... Santa clause is my friend!” - Cory -#sleeptalkinghusband
Cory: I concede.
Me: what?
Cory: I concede!
Me: what does that mean?
Cory: I give up. I lost this round.
#sleeptalkinghusband
E- “Goodbye”
Me- “goodbye??? You mean goodnight?”
E- 🎶🎵” you say goodnight, and I say goodbye” 🎶( Beatles)
*20 seconds later he’s breathing heavily in a deep sleep*
#sleeptalkinghusband
“The insect bug Carl is asking for a uh private. Private chef. You know he needs it.”
#sleeptalkinghusband
“Exercise one. None of us are actually game.”
#sleeptalkinghusband
Me- “Babe where’s your phone?”
E- “Too far”
Oh
#sleeptalkinghusband
[4:15AM]
Eric (asleep): Get... get away from me.
Me: What?
Eric: *mumbling* and you know, logic is logic.
Me: What?
Eric: Logic is logic!!
Me: ... why?
Eric: Uh....well... there are arguments. #sleeptalkinghusband @EBurkowske
Gotta love waking up at 3:30 am to your sleep walking husband trying to go outside when it's -30°C and he is just in shorts 🤦🏼 #cantmakethisup #sleeptalkinghusband
#tbt
J- *smacking lips* nom nom nom jalapeno cheddar nom nom nom
Yes my husband dreams about his jalapeno cheddar bread #sleeptalkinghusband #shitjsaysinhissleep
J: did you put him in a full Nelson
Me: what?
J: did you put him in a full Nelson?
Me: yes I put our baby in a full Nelson *sarcastically*
J: ok, I'm going to give you a noogy *gives me a noogy*
#shitjsaysinhissleep #sleeptalkinghusband #cantmakethisup
My husband often talks in his sleep; sometimes he'll talk to me.
Him: "See? The lobster ate all the money"
Me: "Well - you could always eat him to get it back hun."
Him: "What? No! He's a nice guy."
#SleepTalkingHusband
Even while sleeping my husband is a sweetheart. He patting my shoulder and said, "You look lovely in your Valentine's Day shirt" #sleeptalkinghusband @swiftjames
“I’m gonna teach you r to r ... Dolphins” #SleepTalkingHusband
"Vi-vider.. crap no ... viderification"
What
#SleepTalkingHusband
C:She has magical abilities to make it not cold.
Me:Who does?
C:The speaker. The speaker.
Me: Who?
C: Lucy.
#sleeptalkinghusband
Jeramy wakes up, gets a drink of water, comes back to bed, then half asleep asks me "Did you get married?"... #sleeptalkinghusband #hescute
Last Seen Hashtags on Sotwe
Most Popular Users
Elon Musk 
@elonmusk
241.5M followers
Barack Obama
@barackobama
118.9M followers
Cristiano Ronaldo
@cristiano
114.6M followers
Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtrump
111.8M followers
Narendra Modi
@narendramodi
107.1M followers
Rihanna
@rihanna
98.7M followers
NASA
@nasa
92.3M followers
Justin Bieber
@justinbieber
91.8M followers
KATY PERRY
@katyperry
90M followers
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift13
84M followers
Lady Gaga
@ladygaga
75.5M followers
Virat Kohli
@imvkohli
73.5M followers
Kim Kardashian
@kimkardashian
70.9M followers
YouTube
@youtube
68.8M followers
Neymar Jr
@neymarjr
66.5M followers
Bill Gates
@billgates
65.2M followers
Selena Gomez
@selenagomez
63.1M followers
The Ellen Show
@theellenshow
62.2M followers
CNN
@cnn
61.8M followers
X
@x
60.7M followers