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Who needs therapy, when you have a car to run away from your problems. #PacificDrive
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#ShittyLifeProTips use your car as a generator to charge your devices during a power outage
Petrol is cheap, missing out on Twitter/work is expensive
Also #Pune
@techknight2 @8BitBoyzRetro well, its a vaccum, so you gotta suck on the hole, and then very quickly glue the broken piece on. Then it will work no problem, guaranteed 100%, with zero negative health effects. #shittylifeprotips
@0xcacti almost all of the internet of shit b.s. is behind nats anyway.
the big problem is servers, and cloud. get rid of those & there will be plenty of legacy ip space for nats. #shittylifeprotips
Joskus kysellään, missä sinkut tapaisi toisia sinkkuja. Naisille suosittelen Jordan Petersonin luentoa jäähallilla, siellä ei muuta kuin sinkkumiehiä olekaan. 🤡 #ShittyLifeprotips
exploit mitigation: rename calc.exe to calc2.exe. No PoCs will ever work on your machine
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#ShittyLifeprotips: Kannattaa pitää autossa paljon roskia. Näin kyytiin tulevat tietävät, ettet ole niitä jamppoja jotka heittävät roskia auton ikkunoista.
With inflation at 7.5%, half your money will be gone in 9 years. The only way to outperform that consistently is to invest in crypto.
Just this year I’ve already lost half my money. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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If you have more than 4 people in your household when ordering #COVID #testkits, just add a unit number to the "apartment/suite/other" field. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Feeling poor? Try throwing some fancy peppers over your 25 cent pack of Ramen. #dinnertime #shittylifeprotips

@pies_bartek @OskWars Albo zapisz do konfy, której jest pełno kryptogejow i zniszcz ta partie od środka #ShittyLifeProTips
#Shittylifeprotips: Missing conferences? Make yourself a platter of sodden sandwiches and pour some flat diet coke into a mug to summon the “feel” of it
If you ignore your phone alarm long enough, it will stop! #ShittyLifeProTips
If you’re bad at mastering your music just say it’s LoFi and call it a day #shittylifeprotips
Hate using Jira, but you employer requires it? Publish Jira benchmarks -> this violates Atlassian ToS -> you can no longer legally use Jira. #ShittyLifeProTips
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#ShittyLifeprotips: Kun olet Teams-palaverissa, ota kuvakaappaus itsestäsi webbikameralla ja aseta se omaksi taustakuvaksesi. Näin voit kätevästi poistua esim. vessaan tai mökille ja kukaan ei huomaa mitään.
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