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My girls just asked me if coconut head was testifying today. They were referencing Republican Council Steve Castor. #stevecastor #impeachmentDebate #ImpeachAndRemoveTrump #ImpeachDonaldTrumpNOW #ImpeachingHearings
I hope #stevecastor brought juice boxes and snacks in his grocery bag because @Jim_Jordan, @repDougCollins and @repmattgaetz are looking cranky. #ImpeachmentHearings
I may not agree with his current employmentโs whole deal, but #SteveCastor using a reusable @TheFreshMarket bag to bring his documents to the House Judiciary Committee hearing is a whole ass mood I can understand.
@RabbiJill @cmclymer "MY BOOK REPORT IS GREAT! THE #GOP IS GREAT! #ImpeachmentDebate IS DOODY! MY NAME IS #SteveCastor AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE! #MAGA!"
At yesterday's #impeachment hearing, minority counsel #SteveCastor's reusable @TheFreshMarket bag stole the show. So we wanted to ask Castor, if this bag can replace his briefcase, what else does he use them for?
This is what he told us:
Too late to get my own briefcase aka, reusable bag! Darn it ๐
#SteveCastor
We'd like to announce that we are the official briefcase maker of Steve Castor. ๐
You can fill your briefcase up with files or yummy food (our preference).
Mention hashtag #TFMBriefcase over the next 24 hours in-store to get your own briefcase for free (aka reusable bag!) ๐
#SteveCastor appears perpetually constipated. This may explain his odd habit of using his very best Al Bundy impersonation to address honorable public servants. He's not being rude, folks, he has proctalgia fugax. #ImpeachmentHearing
๐๐ฎ๐ด ๐ ๐ฎ๐ป: The Republicansโ legal counsel #SteveCastor brought his legal files to todayโs impeachment hearing in a reusable grocery bag (yes, you read that right).
@JoyAnnReid The height of privilege is showing up to sit before the judiciary with a grocery bag full of papers AND a box lunch. He looks like he just got off the Greyhound bus to attend Close Up with his civics class. #SteveCastorsGroceryBag #SteveCastor #NotReadyForPrimeTime
@thehill You lie sir...Thank you for selling out our democracy. Even if you aren't included in the history books for our kids, I will remember to add your name. When your kids are in 8th grade or older, they'll see YOUR NAME @SteveCastor #SteveCastor &it will be associated with #traitor.
Not for nothing a briefcase is also reusable. #SteveCastor
"Shoot, I told them not to put my fragile arguments at the bottom."
#SteveCastor
"The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of... cloth. You understand me?"
Jerk-off didn't bring me the marble rye and bobka he said he would... oh, that's right, the other guy's the "New York lawyer."
@FunnyInDetroit @Satiristas @WeeklyHumorist @jewishbo
#NewYorkLawyer #SteveCastor #BarryBerke
#DanielGoldman #ImpeachmentHearing #ImpeachmentHearings
โhey youโre bringing your briefcase today for your nationally televised impeachment hearing right?โ
โno no iโll be fine with this.โ
@TheFreshMarket This is real. And itโs great. Best (Republican) advertisement for going green.
My offer to make #SteveCastor a more professional bag to hold all his files (& even a separate lunch pouch) stands. Iโd even make one with his favorite superhero ๐
#GoGreen #RepublicanBriefCase
@CecilioBarrera @VallartaMarket Iโm going to bring back my old school mercado bag next time Iโm in court!! Carries a lot more!! Squeeze some fruits/vegetables in too for after the hearing!! ๐คญโ๏ธ
We'd like to announce that we are the official briefcase maker of Steve Castor. ๐
You can fill your briefcase up with files or yummy food (our preference).
Mention hashtag #TFMBriefcase over the next 24 hours in-store to get your own briefcase for free (aka reusable bag!) ๐
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