Funny In Detroit

Satire/Shenanigans. Aka Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner. See Colbert Head Writer @heyitsopus: writerz

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Thankful Cassidy Hutchinson decided now years ago that she no longer was gonna sit back and be 'The Silent Beatle.' #AllThingsTrumpMustPass

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Becoming somewhat of a cranky geezer, but still feel like a kid. Which is weird 'cause I find myself yelling to "get off my own lawn!"

@funnyordie @midnight @ComedyCentral @DanAmira @heyitsopus @StephenAtHome @mollymcnearney @ShutupLutz @mileskahn @JoeToplyn #GetOffMyLawn

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

Rest assured Ann Arbor, win or lose Monday night; couches will burn in East Lansing.
@TheWeeklyWiner @DetroitPodcast @michiganprobz
@MysterySolvent @crainsdetroit @MLiveDetroit @SpartanPsyche @SnoopySparty7 @HuffPostDetroit @axios

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@Rubicon1313 YES @FunnyInDetroit @TheWeeklyWiner

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@AmyLynnStL Canada.

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

@TheOnlyEsta Generous use of the word 'Lady.'

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

@MayoIsSpicyy #EricTrumpIsSoDumb
When he has to count to 11, he unzips Don Jr.

Hearing Libs were coming for his guns, he put on long sleeves.

He thinks Covid-19 is hair product.

Thought his bro was named 'Barron' because Melania was.

The only reason he isn't a flat-earther? He likes tits.

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

@nathaliejacoby1 No, but I do instantly lose my lunch.

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

@nathaliejacoby1 30 days working as a closer at KFC while only being able to watch people consume the fried, secret-herbed deliciousness.

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

The Golden Arches Bachelor.
Magnified x-ray of Trump's colon polyp.
Chuck Todd's new gig as kid show host 'Chuckles' Todd.
The Hamburglar's all-too-eager-to-please cellmate.

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Second year in a row I've had Covid minding my own business hoping to be inscribed in the Book Of Life. Somebody trying to tell me something or what?
#YomKippurDayTripper #DayOfAtonementAndPaxlovid

@ElayneBoosler @sadmonsters @mileskahn @Satiristas @ShutupLutz @bryanbehar

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Know why the Lions beat the Packers last year to keep Green Bay out of the playoffs? Windmills. Or was it whales? There are whales in Lake Michigan right? Think all this cheese-head lactose is making me intolerant of morons like Ron Johnson. #MoRonJohnson
https://t.co/4pcif5cVtw

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

@joncoopertweets Yes. Him... and Lady G.

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

@nathaliejacoby1 Absotrumpinlutely.

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Sure 'Twitter' was cute.
And 'X' is terse/provocative/contrarian.
But I would've gone with...
'Rat Poison For Rat-Bastard Rat-Fuckers.'
#RPFRBRF #RatPoisonForRatBastardRatfuckers

@Satiristas @mollymcnearney @sadmonsters @mileskahn @heyitsopus @DanAmira @ShutupLutz @IanKarmel

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Pilot episode of 'Tucker & The Motherfucker?'

#TuckerAndTheMotherfucker #TuckerAndTheMF #TuckerAndTheMF @Satiristas @FunnyInDetroit

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

Man, Paul Lynde looks like shit.

@funnyordie @funder @NeverNotFunny @JohnFugelsang @JokesMemesFacts @FunnyInDetroit @HuffPostComedy @paul_lander @JoeToplyn @billmaher @mileskahn @heyitsopus @sadmonsters @DanAmira @nickciarelli @sethmeyers @ConanOBrien @IanKarmel @comedywire

[Eric Winer @TheWeeklyWiner]

#DumbfuckSouthOfRichmond #DumbfucksSouthOfRichmond
#GoobersNorthAndSouthOfDecency

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#ChutkanAintFutkanAround

[Funny In Detroit @FunnyInDetroit]

Don Jr.'s so dumb, when he counts to 11, he unzips Eric.

Eric's so dumb he thought his brother was named Barron because Melania was.

Don Jr.'s so dumb, he thought Covid19 was hair product.

Eric's so dumb, when he heard Libs were coming for his guns, he put on long sleeves.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Serious question: Who is dumber — Don Jr or Eric?