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#ThingsILearnedInCollege:
Being a pizza delivery guy is not the exciting career that porn tells you it is. 🍕
@MarshallFamily4 @Keitikinz @StephenKing Straight baby oil??? Uh uh. No! Kids stuff. You had to put iodine in that baby oil and shake the bottle well before using #ThingsILearnedInCollege
Oh, Cinco de Mayo. Graduated App on this day 14 years ago. Because of that night, I can shoot tequila with a straight face to this day. #whothoughtgraduationoncincodemayowasagoodidea #thingsilearnedincollege
“Now It’s a proven fact that a human can survive on Chicken Top Ramen and Keystone Light” - @ChanceyOfficial @KevinFowler #ThingsILearnedInCollege 🍜 🍺
Finally… House Managers use the “yelling fire in a crowded theater” argument. That is not protected speech.
Thanks @MurrowCollege COM415 (Comm Law) for teaching me that.
#GoCougs #thingsilearnedincollege
@DeAngeloRB Be sure to grab a trash can or bucket and place it next to wherever you plan to “sleep”. #ThingsILearnedInCollege
I don't recommend cat as it's stringy. Dog is not awful. The rest is pretty tasty. Horse jerky is decent. I'd still shoot a deer first, but it will get you and the dogs through a few months.
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As each day passes that line moves farther left!

Follow this simple rule:
Booze then dope, you've got no hope
Dope then booze, you cannot lose.
#thingsILearnedInCollege #cannabis #cannabisCommunity #yesicalleditdope #therhymedoesntworkotherwise
@thisisinsider I learned to make paper in an art class in college. I still have my mould and deckle and might just bust out some paper soon. Handmade paper can be made from all kinds of scraps of paper and even dryer lint! It’s really beautiful! #ThingsILearnedInCollege
@atmurtz Nah you get until drop date lol #thingsilearnedincollege
You can’t expect other people to have your principles #ThingsILearnedInCollege
@cantcomputer Worse than the fashion is how your feet smell after a day like that.
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Our first aid teacher just taught us how to snort cocaine using the crook in our hand...
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I was just informed that not only is it cheaper to rent a uhaul than a car, but you only have to be 18 years old #thingsilearnedincollege
#ThingsIlearnedinCollege You will never dislike anyone more than a bad professor
“Liquor before beer- you’re in the clear- beer before liquor- never been sicker” #backtocollegeadvice #thingsilearnedincollege #collegelife #stillusethis
Even primary sources are subjective and you should take them with a grain of salt. #History #ThingsILearnedInCollege
How to write a paper on a book I didn’t read #ThingsILearnedInCollege
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