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started the day with a cigarette and a cup of tea omg I’m #turningintomydad
Woke up light headed and dizzy ate 5 dates with salt and now im going back to sleep #turningintomydad
anyway my coworker might become my drug dealer #turningintomydad
appearently i have the face and personality of a stoner
I’m going to say because I’m in the future and my Dad isn’t on social media…but this is just fucking noise now. #TurningIntoMyDad
Ps. I added the swearing. #TOTP
What is summer even for, if not for catching up on all the PBS Masterpiece series? Finished Sanditon, onto Tom Jones! #turningintomydad
Sitting on a tube and so many people are having FaceTime conversations, listening to music or watching something … without headphones!! So loud, so rude, so UNPRIVATE #useHEADPHONESFfs #menopausal #hotAndBothered #turningIntoMyDad 😂😡
Obviously RedMan has went woke with the name change, also it has gotten really expensive. #cabsnacks #turningintomydad
Why are Boba Fett and The Mandalorian so good? Because they're westerns. I hated westerns growing up. My dad loved them. Now, especially the Sergio Leone "spaghetti" westerns just can't get out of my bones. #turningintomydad
Home home for the week. I just caught myself running down the hall to check I'd turned the immersion off. #TurningIntoMyDad
At what age does your face start falling and you get jowls? Apparently for me it’s 47 and I just missed it. I’ve gotta tighten that up!! #turningintomydad
Have that tree roots! 💥 been tormenting me with their ugliness for two years...and welcome to a re-located and rather snazzy cordyline 🌴 gardening has become an unexpected lockdown pleasure over the last 12 months #knackered #needarest #turningintomydad
@yogamanic Tell me about it, our two wanted their pocket money paid by DD and that was a good few years back #turningintomydad
I'm sure my old man used to say this but don't they make any good records anymore..... #turningintomydad
Production line of Christmas Cookies. Come on kids pull your fingers out - 100 years ago you’d have been up a chimney #turningintomydad #nopanto https://t.co/jskIa07hV8
Is it worth me watching @ChefTomKerridge tonight. Or will I just end up shouting at the telly? #SaveOurPubs #turningintomydad
After exclusively wearing grey socks for over twenty years, I’ve hit forty and bought rainbow ones! #turningintomydad
Grrreeaattt. Just yelled and some young kid driving their Jeep through our sub division to slow the hell down. How long til I start collecting social security? #turningintomydad
I've found a use for a bit of wood that I'd kept in the attic just in case #TurningIntoMyDad
Next level “Adulting”... when you grill and are just as excited about the homemade seasonings as you are about the actual steaks. #turningintomydad https://t.co/DUTelpWZue
9:30 on a Monday morning & I’m thinking about golf 🤦🏿♂️ #TurningIntoMyDad
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