Top Tweets for #Whateverkid
My middle has worn a princess dress to daycare daily since Xmas .. π€·π»ββοΈ #whateverKid
5 packed some gorilla tape in his backpack for daycare today.
I probably should have said no, but sometimes you just go with it to get your kid out the door.
βBut I donβt even like you!β says my 3 yr. old. This is after I took him outside twice today to play with his new T-ball set, did art with him this afternoon, gave him chocolate, AND also took him to the playground! #whateverkid
When I have my #romanticGlasses on then declarations like this from teenagers in YA novels make me go #sigh aawwwwwwww. π
Other times, it gets an eyeroll and #whateverKid #justWaitForRealLifeTogetherToStart
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@neonorchid1 My kid asked for a wombat last night and what they ate so I googled that at 11pm last night... I did know they have square poop. I knew that. Today he denies asking for a wombat claiming he had asked for a wallaby~ #whateverkid
I'm a #whateverkid & I'll admit it would be incredibly easy for me to ride out the next four years in the closet.
I'm old. That means I have an obligation to be out & loud for the kids that can't. To hold space for them, be reachable if they need a friend.
#ableg #abpoli #Pride
JW:βQuit fighting with me. π‘β
Me:βIβm not fighting with you. Iβm your parent and Iβm helping you learn how to behave.β
JW:βWell one day Iβm going to be a parent and fight with my kids just like you.β #WhateverKid #PeopleWereStaringAtUsDuringThisEntireConvo #MamaTired
My son dressed himself today so naturally heβs wearing pants that are 2 sizes too small with a high visibility shirt I bought him for when we ride bikes and a puffy vest...you know the kind that looks like a life jacket.
#boymom #momlife #lifewithkids #whateverkid
@XplodingUnicorn *when out and heading home*
Master 4: weβre going to Mummyβs house now!
Me: You mean our HOME. You live with Mummy at home in our house.
*now home*
4: Letβs hop in the car and go home now. Yes.
Me: We ARE home! π
#maybehesanalien #whateverkid
My 3yo just got pissed at me because HE pooped and needed to be changed. Kids are fun. #parentingproblems #momsfault #whateverkid
....all of a sudden zachy needs to poo when it's time to pick up his toys πππ #whateverkid #quitdodging #iseeyou
I'm ignoring him & he's saying, "mom! I want you to talk to me! I'm talking to you...I'm not your friend, right?!" ... π #WhateverKid
@cgarlandtn @daisymaebelle3 "Tonight on Catfish: Donetta's bike has done gone missing."
#whateverkid
Anna said that John Legend sings better than I do. #whateverkid
apparently my "reply" game is weak as fuck ππ #whateverkid
The look you give when your kid behind you, thinks he can outlast you in the elliptical. #whateverkid #fitmom #fitfam
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