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over 2 years ago

@liberTarynism @TowerGangToad @LPEmoCaucus #WriteInTOAD

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Joey S @JoeySFromCO

over 6 years ago

@timfeltman1 @SayAnythingH When @ItsToad_ is president, he will pass a law that states you must have 400hp+ to have a spoiler of any kind. This requirement will increase by 5% each model year with no cap. Violation is a felony. #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I promise to condescendingly scoff at anyone who prefers Pop Tarts to Toaster Strudel #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will demand an edit button for Twitter so I can fix all of my typos #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will fight cultural appropriation by changing its name to the “Food Triangle” #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

@CheeseForEvery1 #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

@WriteGrlProbs @BadTakesBryan #WriteInToad

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will do what all previous presidents have been too cowardly to do. I will name Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups as our National Candy. #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will stem the spread of the Wuhan flu by forcing hospitals to cover all costs associated with replacing your blood with hand sanitizer. #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will require the New York Yankees to tear down New Yankee Stadium and rebuild Old Yankee Stadium. #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will require all future presidents perform as many push-ups as they can. 30 minutes later they will be required to recount how many pushups they completed. It will be called the Biden Test #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will require customers using a self-checkout to be compensated at a rate of $15/hour to or paid out in 30 minute increments starting when you get in line. #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

@mattkg #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will not allow companies to introduce new and exciting flavors if the new flavor sucks. #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will require all cell phones have a prompt that appears when placing a call to make sure whatever you’re calling about can’t be handled with a text message #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will require Hot Pockets clearly state that while they’re fit for human consumption they’re not fit for human enjoyment #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will require news broadcasters to form a second channel to keep news and editorials separate #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will command the governors of New Mexico and Arizona to fight to the death every four years. Loser’s state will be a penal colony for any felons not relocated to New Guantanamo upon their release #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

As your president I will fully support a nuclear power grid #WriteInToad #Toad2020

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over 6 years ago

@AriSchulman @Goodtweet_man I thought he already was... well the Twitter version anyway. #WriteInToad

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