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Saw this special cake in the grocery store… they really do make a cake for every occasion. #cannoteven
so I just almost walked into the shower with my AirPods on. 🌚 #CannotEven
Thread about #HOAs is a must read. As someone who pays mortgage to own a large home on 2 acres *for my dogs* imagine my outrage when HOA wanted to limit pet ownership. #nope Also they wanted to be able to enter private property to 'remove' or remedy problems. #cannoteven
#HOAs make a mockery of the benefits of home ownership. You're paying mortgages in order to be treated like renters.
When you and your brother have eaten so much antelope that you #cannoteven 🥱#lionsofinstagram #photosafari #zambianwildlife https://t.co/LCYSjmXuzL
NASA: Trying to search for extraterrestrial life by sending rover to Mars.
Patanjali: Finding extraterrestrial life on Twitter. So hello, 'Alien Ji'.
#CannotEven #YesItsForReal
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For what it’s worth, I’m keeping FB, Twitter and WhatsApp. I can’t with *another* thing to worry about. Take the fuckin’ data. Watch me sleep. Know my soul. Whatevs. #cannoteven
People stupid enough to quote tweet me, after they tweeted out "fractions are traumatizing" children.
#CannotEven
I instructed my son to eat strawberries with his lunch, so he grabbed the dried strawberries. 🤦🏾♀️ He ignored the flat of fresh strawberries I bought yesterday. #momof4 #cannoteven
While out on a sweltering dog walk, was passed by a child on a bike chanting, “please let the playground be open, please let the playground be open.” My heart #cannoteven #coronakids #pandemicparenting #ottawa
@ODPirateguy @joekovacjr 😭😂🤣 It’s fucking preposterous. Also the fact that we’ve watched him paint himself various shades of orange for this long and folk have just accepted it like it isn’t totally bonkers. 🍊 #CannotEven #AmericanSociopath #NarcissistWhoCriedWolf
This is awful.
#cannoteven
Police in Washington, D.C. used tear gas and rubber bullets on peaceful protesters to clear them away from St. John's church, which suffered a small fire Sunday night, near the White House.
President Trump then walked to the church for a photo op. https://t.co/QrdVmtcfUA
Why did no one tell me that Lauren Cohan would be in Chuck?? You're all fired. Also I may be dead. DEAD. #ragingcelebritycrush #omg #cannoteven
Whenever someone says something stupid like, "I think you will see a lot of schools open up, even for a short period of time ... in terms of what this vicious virus goes after, young people seem to do very well," I think about the mayor in Jaws.
#Cannoteven #coronavirus
@thisfeedsme @keiaishungry lol... yeah, I #cannotEVEN imagine coding any password or pin from any ex. Not even the good one with whom I still keep in touch
When the floor MIGHT be lava, but you're too tired to care.
#CannotEven #TheFloorIsLava #UnsolicitedWieners #McSausage #WeenTeam #dachshundlife #chonker #zzz https://t.co/REJ38XiS8e
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