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This shouldn't need saying, but it does: DON'T make surprise phone calls to near-and-dear ones and leave messages that say only "Call me." Not while the pandemic is going on. Because the first damned thing people will think is that someone died. #damnitdad
Asked my dad this morning if my jacket was too wrinkled, and he told me I looked fine...
Itโs 9:53 p.m., and after a day full of court, he informs me it looked like I had slept in it, but he was too scared of my morning rage to tell me.
#DamnItDad
My Dad ordered me a black hoodie for Christmas and neglected to give me this letter until today..... the hoodie did shrink a little bit ๐๐คฃ #DamnitDad #wearegunsmith
I came to the office and my mans was wearing the same polo I was.
Exact same... #damnitdad
@UnknownWr1ter It's Hubert and I don't like to talk about it #damnitdad #familyname #donttellanyone #prophetproblems
My dad taught my six year old about shit hawks. Now she loves to day shit all the time #damnitdad
The baby peed there today ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ HE MADE ME STICK MY HAND ON A PEE PEE SPOT..... #damnitdad
When your mom dated Howie Long in college and now his son is an Eagle #SaltInTheWound #ThatCouldHaveBeenMe #DamnitDad
He is honestly something else. Also, answered my own question with the phone bill.... #damnitdad
When I was a kid, my dad convinced me that Selena was his girlfriend before my mom. ๐
Everyone laughed at me.
#damnitdad
Half way to Devon. Now driving back cos my dad's been admitted into hospital #damnItdad
I asked dad to get me up early cause we're going out. He only gave me an hour and I'm in #EyelinerTraining #DamnitDad
Nothing ruins your dinner quicker than your father coming into your room, mid-bite, asking when his "baby" is due... ๐ #DamnitDad
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My dads like u wanna drink? #damnitdad
Dad is on phone with his GF and she asks, "Oh does Savannah bake?" Dad says, "oh no, she just eats what's baked" #damnitdad
You know wen you see a cute girl, but she's wearing a Canada hat?
Oh yaa
#damnitdad
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