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This shouldn't need saying, but it does: DON'T make surprise phone calls to near-and-dear ones and leave messages that say only "Call me." Not while the pandemic is going on. Because the first damned thing people will think is that someone died. #damnitdad
Woken up real early to my dad making so much noise running up and down the stairs...I see now why. #DamnitDad #udaman #ValentinesDay
Asked my dad this morning if my jacket was too wrinkled, and he told me I looked fine...
It’s 9:53 p.m., and after a day full of court, he informs me it looked like I had slept in it, but he was too scared of my morning rage to tell me.
#DamnItDad
My Dad ordered me a black hoodie for Christmas and neglected to give me this letter until today..... the hoodie did shrink a little bit 😂🤣 #DamnitDad #wearegunsmith
I came to the office and my mans was wearing the same polo I was.
Exact same... #damnitdad
@UnknownWr1ter It's Hubert and I don't like to talk about it #damnitdad #familyname #donttellanyone #prophetproblems
My dad taught my six year old about shit hawks. Now she loves to day shit all the time #damnitdad
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The baby peed there today 😭😭😭 HE MADE ME STICK MY HAND ON A PEE PEE SPOT..... #damnitdad
When your mom dated Howie Long in college and now his son is an Eagle #SaltInTheWound #ThatCouldHaveBeenMe #DamnitDad
He is honestly something else. Also, answered my own question with the phone bill.... #damnitdad
When I was a kid, my dad convinced me that Selena was his girlfriend before my mom. 😐
Everyone laughed at me.
#damnitdad
I had a dream that I was alone with the man with the plan @mrbriankendrick watching @starwars then @SammyVanHalen woke me up!
#damnitdad
@hamuncledaddy @polonybologna at least his advice didn't end up with a half naked boy in YOUR closet #codehamlet #damnitdad
Half way to Devon. Now driving back cos my dad's been admitted into hospital #damnItdad
I asked dad to get me up early cause we're going out. He only gave me an hour and I'm in #EyelinerTraining #DamnitDad
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