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This week we will be teaching them about survival... ๐๐๐๐ #DaycareDiaries
Only parents with kids will understand this ๐๐๐
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And if youโre a professional like me, youโll learn how to grow ice cream in your garden.
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โWhen dinosaurs died they stink.โ
โYeah they died a thousand years ago.โ
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These people besta stop walking into my classroom. I have all babies sleeping and I'm trying to keep it that way. #daycarediaries #toddlerteacher
Itโs Letter Cat and Number C day today, in case you were wondering. #daycarediaries #talkingwithtoddlers
So one of the daycare kids asked their friend why they had an umbrella and the explaination was โso I can stay safe...from the water and the rain.โ
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I jacked up my shoulder cuz I slept too good and now idk how Iโm going to pick up tiny people all day ๐ณ๐ #daycarediaries
Also...instead of saying โitโs great to be president becauseโ I totally said โitโs great to be pregnant becauseโ and of course it was the school agers and not the littles so they all laughed at me.
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โPick up the meat and put it in your mouth!โ
File that under things I never thought Iโd say... #daycarediaries
โThereโs no pooping at the DayCare Christmas Party!โ
โI donโt want to poop on the Christmas Tree!โ
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โMe and Mommy have more tonypails at my house for her!โ
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Yโall ever have one of those teenie tiny rubber ponytails snap off your finger and straight into your eyeball?
I really donโt want to be a pirate...
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Made clicking sounds in imitation of lizards for our animals discussion today. Only to realise the children probably are yet to see a house lizard, much less hear one.๐คฃ#daycarediaries
My boss made my MtDew into a slushee and Iโve never loved someone more. #daycarediaries
*kid is hitting and throwing a huge tantrum*
me: William whatโs up bud?
W: *whining* IโM JUST SO TIRED AND HUNGRY
me: I feel ya pal but Iโm not allowed to cry or hit so neither are you
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#daycarediaries #sometimes when the children go potty before #naptime I tell them theyโll get their #treat #after they wake. Then I #forget #nobodygivesmetreatswhenipotty #welcometotherealworld
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