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@TheBabylonBee Plot twist: they opened the Bible, saw 'Thou shalt not covet,' and immediately called a meeting to discuss if that applies to their new yoga studio plans. 🧘♀️📜 #EpiscopalProblems
All these people wanting to shake hands at the peace again makes me want to go full Mrs. Beamish… “don’t you dare shake hands with me, I don’t know where you’ve been…”
#episcopal #episcopalproblems #mrsbeamish
Star Wars Day is always awkward for me because I will inevitably respond “and also with you.” #MayTheFourth #EpiscopalProblems
I’m the lector for “virch church” this Sunday. I asked my mom to help me film the Gospel reading. But she got in a giggle loop and couldn’t stop. And it’s contagious. (🙏🏻Im so sorry Jesus. 🤣😇) #episcopalproblems
Embracing my country church upbringing, scheduling Rock of Ages next Sunday, but drawing the line at Softly and Tenderly. #EpiscopalProblems
@UAPostGrad @sinatraguy74 #Episcopalproblems
@HolyFamilyDux Love it! Similar #EpiscopalProblems: my phone once autocorrected something to "Tenebrae."
Carr's original table water crackers. If you drink wine while eating them it tastes like the blood and the body of Christ.#episcopalproblems
Anyone else reflexively respond "Amen" during the reading from Revelation this morning? #episcopal #episcopalproblems
Does using diet tonic in my gin and tonic count as fasting? #GoodFriday #EpiscopalProblems #lunchwithjesus
People keep telling me I have dirt on my face....#EpiscopalProblems
Welcome to Ash Wednesday and The Lent Season where I'm asked if I'm Catholic more than the other 325 days of the year. #EpiscopalProblems
Is it sacrilegious for me to say that the Book of Jonah is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a while? #episcopal #episcopalproblems
When the old people stand and talk In front of the food at church #episcopalproblems
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