Top Tweets for #fagPacket
#FagPacket just how many ‘fag packets’ to write on, are even in existence these days?!! #politicians #cliche
@MainerMarie It's full of crab meat, it should be a premium dish and priced accordingly.
#fagpacket calculator:
£6.00 vat
£10.00 ingredients
£20.00 Gross Profit
At least £15 of the gross profit will go on overheads and that's tight.
Are you thinking £5 is too much net profit on a dish?
The Conservative press release announcing national service talks about “volunteering” for something that would be mandatory (see below). It is a curious use of the English language. Do you think there is a chance the policy was put together in a rush?
Tony has started by quoting his spurious £180bn figure again - think chair of the @NatInfraCom corrected him this morning on @BBCr4today already. Naughty lad continuing to use those despite them being made up on back of a #fagpacket
Plus also looks like a fire-type superhero has emerged from a cave.
#fagPacket
ye..p. This was gist of our #fagPacket calcs at #teamCoffee today, esp re heat pumps and trees. Hoping @DrSimEvans &/or @theCCCuk can give more robust numbers :-) @ProfBahaj @pab_james
NEW
UK govt has published 38pp doc on its 10-point climate plan, with numbers.
Adding them up, it looks like the new measures would only close 55% of the gap to meeting UK's 4th/5th carbon budgets…even before thinking about net zero ambition.
https://t.co/JttEVpVA7L
After 6 months of chaos are you seriously saying that no one in the Welsh government has sat down and written an action plan in the event of a COVID uplift? These same people hound me for a fucking risk assessment to permit my staff to use a fridge to keep milk. #fagpacket
@secretHT1 #topdown #fagpacket Let me guess @GavinWilliamson or @BorisJohnson not spoken to a Headteacher or teacher in a school!
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it's always 5 or 10, never 4 or 11, funny that. #fagpacket
Breaking: Sajid Javid orders all Cabinet ministers to draw up cuts to their budgets of at least 5% in a new spending squeeze to raise cash for PM's election priorities
https://t.co/OoTaMgC7Zg
I’ve just done some calculations on the back of my #virtual #fagpacket and those of us who attended this meeting @placesforpeople via #videoconference have collectively saved 11.5 hours in time and 614 miles of travel #ReduceCarbon #Efficiency #BeatTheRushHour #Wellbeing
Highly likely leave campaign will adopt ‘project fear’ as their own weapon of choice to coerce MPs into into supporting the 27 page ‘master plan’ and so avoid hard Brexit.. #Fagpacket politics at its worst.
Today's #litterpick whilst #walking the #dog dont think she was best pleased #balloon #straws #fagpacket #moams #litterheroes
#fagpacket politics are finally no more! In line with the drive to #digitalbydefault we have #hashtagpolitics No longer will important decisions be made & scribbled by pen onto cardboard... No! We’ll just collect tweet data using the bookmark function 💪 https://t.co/SbXzF3agqd
@holyroodmandy @stovies5 @scottishlabour before sending in any SERIOUS suggestions perhaps they should learn to spell their founder's name correctly, their branch office manager and leader should get their heads together BEFORE opening their mouths
#fagpacket #scotlab18
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£12m p/a Bramley Moore costs broadly covered by new stadium bounce (at 15k increase per game) over 22 games p/a at £35 ATP. 60k sellouts gives extra £4m p/a on top with further upweights on corporates and income from other usage on top. Seems feasible. 👍#fagpacket https://t.co/MIzGl3ELZj
Will write about this in next few days. Clubs have debt for different reasons. Figures do not include Spurs £400m facility priced at Libor +3.0-2.25%. Estimate of annual interest costs for #EFC proposed BMD financing of £280m will be an average of £11.3-12.1m p.a. for 25 yrs
@Rachael_Swindon @Jeremy_Hunt Who pays for solicitor when 'Auntie Joan' dies & the relatives 'cause a stir' the £50 pd admin fee co? #Fagpacket
https://t.co/Q5ts3JecMm
Meet Mike our "cereal salesman" @TradelinkDirect can turn cereal into A class windows! #backintheday #fagpacket
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