Top Tweets for #grumpycommuter
Perhaps we can implement masked and non-masked carriages like we used to have with smoking and non-smoking. #metrotrains #grumpycommuter #masked
Lady on the train having a loud (it’s always loud) and graphic phone conversation about her daughter’s potty training progress. It’s the 9th of Jan & I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. #grumpycommuter
Is anything more boring and irritating than having to listen to someone long dreary phone conversation on the bus? She's right behind me, impossible to ignore. #grumpycommuter
Great northern giving out free fruit at the station this morning in an attempt to bribe us into liking them. Wonder if my train will be delayed long enough for this banana to ripen #GrumpyCommuter

When the woman opposite looks like she’s about to start a conversation #grumpycommuter #commuting #london #sainsburys #bagforlife #bagforsanity https://t.co/pFnbk2XW8X
@IrishRail - it's time for a sustained campaign asking people to move down carriages, put bags under their seats and sit with their legs out of the corridor. Often the trains aren't full, just blocked up by inconsiderate people. Others can't get on due to this. #grumpycommuter
Dear @GNRailUK what is the point of your ticket man waking me on the 05.40 to perform some last century ticket marking ritual? The whole ticketing system is long overdue total overhaul #grumpycommuter
Reviewing a paper on the ride home... why do ppl keep suggesting we need to plant native plants to support non-native honeybee populations? #grumpycommuter
Oh transpennine express how I have not missed your overcrowded trains, grumpy staff and abysmal WiFi. The upside is at the end of the journey Is the lovely @NoortjeUphoff #transpennineexpress #commute #britishrail #grumpycommuter
You can tell it's half term on the commute. Parents who don't know train etiquette (ie be quiet), and kids scoffing their faces or wiping there nose on the seats. F Off. #grumpycommuter
London bridge station you are rapidly becoming the bane of my life! #grumpycommuter

Though one really ought to allow other passengers off the train before boarding. #grumpycommuter
Here's Michael Buerk starring in the most perfectly timed piece to camera:
Managed to grab a pic of the 0646 in new @GWRHelp transparent livery. It's almost as if the train wasn't there.
#fedupwith #gwradventures #grumpycommuter

If there is one thing science needs to answer it is why some people insist on trying to have conversations on trains with the inevitable chorus of "hello....hello..." every 2 minutes. #grumpycommuter
Thought Id give the @virgintrains quiet coach a go tonight to London (I forgot to book tickets)...turns out it’s idiots on phones night.Loads of vitally important calls that need to be made including; is the cat asleep, does Liam like me #quietcoach #cantreadsigns #grumpycommuter
Why do people feel the need to shout when they’re sat next to each other ffs? Far too early for this crap mate #commuterproblems #shutit #fartooearly #grumpycommuter
I'm a @northernassist commuter (Leeds to York) I haven't been on a single train that's been on time since the timetable changed #grumpycommuter https://t.co/9JeXnLrKKK
“A significant proportion of the northern powerhouse’s population are spending their time staring at a cancellation board. And while they may not be able to catch a train, they have plenty of time to think about how they might vote.” https://t.co/ytq2MSHfdm
Pray, is there much worse on a crowded train than the sound of someone eating a packet of cheese and onion crisps in your ear? #grumpycommuter
I love the fact @greateranglia use the term ‘reduced’ service when what they really mean is no trains. I appreciate it’s cold but NO trains to London Liverpool Street from Colchester AT ALL! #grumpycommuter. It’s hardly this..

Will the buskers on the hammersmith & city line pls foxtrot oscar.
That's the second lot today. A grown man playing the recorder is not worthy of my spare change
🙄🙄#grumpycommuter
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