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I don't understand why we need a "kick off" show (©Pepsi)
It's a fucking football match.
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Why do people seem incapable of reading no DMs! A follow means I am interested in your posts not that I want a conversation. #noDMs #Grumpyoldgit #antisocial
- South East Water couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery, because a brewery requires running water to brew beer…
#water #tunbridgewells #southeastwater #hintonout #kent #sussex #majorincident #dehydratedoftunbridgewells #angryyoungman #grumpyoldgit
I find that my best writing (such as it is) and ideas come when I'm unhappiest at work. I am so near retirement but unable to afford to leave work yet.
Youngsters see decades of work ahead. I see not enough money, which is possibly more frustrating.
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Reading ANOTHER offer to "share the writing journey", albeit not to me this time, I wonder if I'm getting more cynical or the bots/spammers are just getting more effective or persistent. Either way, I really would rather they simply bugger off.
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What's with everyone using "zero" instead of "no"? Eg., ads saying "zero commission, zero account fees" What was wrong with "No commission, no account fees". #GrumpyOldGit #Americanisms
@Steveandsueat22 @floboflo I will admit to being retired, so as well as not earning, i also struggle with what day of the week it is.
Workers don’t know how lucky they are to have their routines.
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We need a national How To Use Roundabouts road safety awareness campaign #GrumpyOldGit
A number of new followers have joined the list. Very nice and thank you. However, I noticed a number seem to be just serial reposters with little or no original content. I will not be following back unless there's a change there.
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Ping! Pick that out ...
Less said about the soundtrack the better ...
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THAT winning goal by Olivia Carpenter 🔥
109th minute - Sussex Derby.
It does not get any better 👊
#COYR🔴⚫️
@wrongsreversed It's when all the secondhand clothes shops started calling themselves "vintage" that the rot set in. #grumpyoldgit
Your annual reminder that this is the European Cup. Tonight Borussia Dortmund are playing Real Madrid for this trophy, making tonight's game the European Cup Final. Just saying...😉 #pedant #GrumpyOldGit
The Arenberg, before they ruined it. Also, what the hell sort of sett is this? Wrong colour, wrong stone. Can everyone please stop dicking around with PR? #ParisRoubaix #GrumpyOldGit
This month, #LadyK is likely to abstain from the #vss365 prompts as, so far, they've all been fantasy-related. Being unimaginative/uninterested on that score, I cannot apply myself. Shame but there's always April.
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Yes it is. A regular source of annoyance is how “Hurrah, we scored a goal” morphed into “Oh, we scored” so quickly. It’s a song, not a chant and should be treated so. Rant over. #GrumpyOldGit #ncfc
Is 'On the ball, City' sung too fast?
Our regular BBC Sport columnist Gary Gowers thinks it is.
Do you agree?
https://t.co/foKlnSu5MD
We'll have an extended light show this evening from 7.35pm and the Lower Barclay flags make their return 🚨
There's also live music in the Lion & Castle pub pre-game 🎸
@gembocakes All on their phones
They should take their eyes off their mobile phones, and look up:
Witness life rather than trying to record it for a cheap "like" on some tawdry social media thing
Pfffft
🙄
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@Wealdstone_FC on my way via Thameslink to Bromley v the Stones. Selfish passengers were annoyed when I claimed 'their' spare seat which they protected zelously...good. #grumpyoldgit
Today I shall mostly be channelling my inner Michael Whitehall #grumpyoldgit
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