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A #lockdownlimerick for your @shal2500
I know it might seem quite simplistic,
To criticise opportunistic
Tree loppers who cause,
To knock on Hunter doors
And offer their trades arboristic.
Poor Judith is low in the polls
All sheโs doing is feeding the trolls
She said open the bubble
That got us in trouble
Hopefully soon sheโll be rolled
#lockdownlimerick
@patanna @SydesJokes @damoramo666 @Crouchcrouch4 @CDH224 @FrazerGoodwin @Social_Amigo @PeterKeal @Johanvanderslam @MiddleClassLib @WagonTrain2 @RJSzczerba @Gallofunky @jamesamps Well, hardly a clamour, but here goes anyway...
There once was a woman in lockdown,
Whose husband could not put his cock down,
She became very bored,
At being constantly pawed,
So she said โWhen youโre done pull my frock downโ.
Iโll get me coat. #LockdownLimerick
@SydesJokes @damoramo666 @Crouchcrouch4 @CDH224 @FrazerGoodwin @patanna @Social_Amigo @PeterKeal @Johanvanderslam @MiddleClassLib @WagonTrain2 @RJSzczerba @Gallofunky @jamesamps Thanks as always Colin! A great #FBF and weekend to you all. If there is enough โclamourโ, I may be persuaded to post my (rude) #LockdownLimerick
Fabulous #lockdownlimerick - really enjoyed reading it! #GetInvolved #GetCreativeAtHome #LetsCreate โบ
Another great limerick sent in to us! Can you come up with a limerick? Read about our Lockdown Creative project with @obsesivcreativ & get involved> https://t.co/5TWf3fzB5u #lockdowncreative
Who would like to join in with @NCLCarers challenge to create a fun lockdown limerick? #carers #carer #adultcarer #youngcarers #lockdownlimerick #GetCreativeAtHome #lockdowncreative
Activity 2 of Lockdown Creative with @obsesivcreativ: Lockdown Limericks! Can you remember any funny #limericks from your childhood? Can you come up with any of your own? Send us your limericks, we'd love to read them! More about #LockdownCreative> https://t.co/5TWf3fzB5u
Today's #Lockdownlimerick is in the context of me finally putting together the herb garden I asked my daughters to give me at Christmas and which, natch, was sitting in its flatpack box up till the other week...
I've been using my lockdown time profitably by swapping daily limericks with my dear friend, the designer David Costa. Here's the first in our #Lockdownlimerick series - more to follow.
Excited for #MuseumFromHome with @MuseumsAssoc
@artfund @bbcarts @nmdcnews @DanNouveau
Our #LockdownLimerick
Although museums are closed
Questions CAN still be posed
There are activities galore
Get online and explore!
We're OPEN even though we're enclosed!
#CultureInQuarantine
Our #LockdownLimerick for #MuseumFromHome #CultureInQuarantine
Now museums can't be attended
And visits have been suspended
Rather than pine
Just find us online
Where you can see stuff like quizzes & games & talks & activities & tours *breathe* that come highly recommended
This #lockdownlimerick #instrument goes by a few different names. See if you can guess one.
These pluckers have very long strings -
Consider the trouble that brings.
In awkward positions
The poor old #musicians
Spend hours just tuning the things. @SonyClassicalUK @ClassicFM
@LiveCanon There was a poor poet in lockdown,
Who couldn't write poems in lockdown.
He knew not what to do,
Was it just dรฉjร vu?
There was a poor poet in lockdown.
#poetry #lockdownlimerick
There was a young MP called Hancock
Who ordered the country to down-lock
No more office commute, clubs or rom-com meet-cute
Weโll all just have to learn how to Tik-Tok
#LockdownLimerick
@vicky_langan @oneleg_oneeye @mcnamee_eoin @kevidoyle @MarieCaulfield5 @clinicalwstmn #comfortalbums #playedtodeath #stillgobackto #lockdownlimerick
Stuck for two weeks in my room
I think I'm becoming a loon
I'm making bad choices
Whilst hearing strange voices
And gibbering like a baboon
#lockdownlimerick
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