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Being married is like having a best friend who never takes out the trash.
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Yeah… so… I did a thing😳🏃🏾♀️💨🤣😂
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Our freezer stopped freezing, then we had an argument about when we bought it and now we've spent hours on a Sunday morning looking for the warranty card.
Might've been easier to just call a technician.
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I get it but... I don’t at the same time. #marriedpeopleproblems
Sooooooo, is there someone in your life who you love with every fiber of your being and occasionally want to strangle?
🤷🏻♀️
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FaceTimed with my married friend today. I officially want happily married problems, you know, like the landscaper is mad at you because the Garden Center delivered trees double the size of what you ordered. 😂😂#marriedPeopleProblems #landscaper #treestoobig
Ran #Indymini in 1:56:24 and my wife informs me I missed her best by within 30 seconds. Had I known her time, I would’ve done whatever it took to beat it. #MarriedPeopleProblems #MarriedCouplesProblems
Hands down best meltdown I’ve seen in grocery store history. I feel for that man. #canyoufindtheoriginaltriscuits #marriedpeopleproblems
My wife & I typically agree on most things but today we strongly disagreed. She believes Mrs. Bairds Grab n Go Chocolate Frosted Donuts are superior to Little Debbie's Mini Frosted Donuts, my fave. She gave up chocolate for Lent, now I have to eat both. #marriedpeopleproblems LOL
When the husband texts from the grocery store how the checkout lines are so long and people are so rude and the checkout kid can’t count money. I’m like: It’s always like that!That’s why I sent you!
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*actual conversation*
Me: Stop putting things on things and not moving them
Him: You put things on things
Me: Yeah, but I move things
Him: But you still put those things on things
Seriously, WTF?!?
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Him: What do you want for dinner?
Me: I don’t know. What do you want?
Him: Whatever you want.
Me: I’ll eat anything
Him: Ok, so what do you want?
Me: I. DON’T. KNOW.
Him: Just choose
Me: You choose
Goes on FOR ETERNITY!
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I’m fairly certain that my husband’s purpose in life is to annoy the living shit out of me!
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When you spend weeks thinking that you and your husband are engaged in a silent, passive aggressive war over the thermostat, only to discover that the previous owners of your house programmed it to drop to 17deg automatically every night at 9pm. #marriedpeopleproblems
I love when my hubby puts the dishes away. It’s like going on a scavenger hunt to find out where he put everything. 🤷🏻♀️
#neverintherightplace
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