Top Tweets for #methodistproblems
Every time I try to type the word "superintendent" I mess it up. Every. Single. Time. And, unfortunately, I write that word quite often. #methodistproblems
I am going to put “reopened a church during a pandemic” on my resume. #methodistproblems
When we try to mix it up with something other than the Apostles Creed, I struggle, even when it’s printed right there in the bulletin. #MethodistProblems
After 3.5 hours in clergy session at #mtnskyumc #2018JointAC, my heart may be #strangelywarmed, but my feet are freezing. #toomuchAC #methodistproblems
Any one else have to fight the urge to respond: #andalsowithyou? #methodistproblems #peace… https://t.co/6dKwqjRjuq
@GarrisonSicks so yeah regular #MethodistProblems
I have my first interview with my DS in eleven hours and I can't sleep. #CandidateMel #methodistproblems
When you've been carb free for a month, bread used at communion shocks your system @UMCommunication #MethodistProblems
Plan making kicks off in earnest this morning. 70+ churches, 100 miles end-to-end. Oh the joys! #methodistproblems
Whenever we hear "May the Force Be With You" we want to reply "and also with you. #MethodistProblems #StarWarsDay #MayThe4thBeWithYou
Also #ChurchOfEnglandProblems and #MethodistProblems I'm hearing. #LiturgicalProblems https://t.co/CFaC4wk6wI
(At a Christian bookstore)
Me: Do you carry palm ashes?
Worker: Sure. They're in our Catholic section
#methodistproblems
@BroderickGreer I gave up on love when I read "incompatible with Christian teaching" #MethodistProblems
Great moment in Circuit Meeting when somone mis-heard 'dalits' and wondered why we were supporting the daleks
#MethodistProblems
Pastor @rocktombler talking about the Holy Trinity & how 1+1+1=1. 7 looks @ me & says pretty sure he meant it equals 3! #MethodistProblems 😂
Wife: Are you tweeting during church?!
Me: No. I had to read a very important text.
Wife: From who?
Me:
Wife:
Me: God.
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