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Looked at myself in the mirror today and thought "Jesus Christ you look like π©"
2 more nights of on call.
#oncallproblems #NoSleep
I canβt help but feel that somewhere within the NHS, is a underground racket dealing in spoons #NHS #OnCallProblems
2-3 hours sleep last night.
Current Mood: π«
#OncallProblems
#Oncallproblems When getting dressed and putting your coat on at 1am clearly means walk time for my dog #pharmacist #oncall βππΆ
Pump alarming for occlusion. New epidural bags that donβt quite fit. π€·π½ββοΈ #anaesthesia #oncallproblems
#OnCallProblems I am more tired then a meth head coming off a 3day bender. π΅βπ«π΄ #Nurse #NightShiftNurse #NightShift #RN #Nursing #HospiceNurse
As an on call person, I motion to deduct 9 pain points for ignoramuses sitting upright in the ER watching Tik Tok. A 10 is unbearable. I repeat, unbearable. #oncallproblems
I may have done zero writing during my call night but I have done most of my Christmas shopping #OnCallProblems
Staying awake just incase my work phone goes off...
I really need Friday to come.
#OnCallProblems
Full on caught my finger in the spring clip trying to mute my pager. A mouse trap would literally have been less painful.
#OnCallProblems
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really want a beer..... #OnCallProblems
@colmjmccarthy @CenterRotation @orthokimchipac @jointdocShields @NaanDerthaal @ChipRoutt @AH_XCIII @davidhcmd @alexgab_MD @KortnieBro @BrianChalmersMD @InvictaOrtho @DInclinic @Apple @maryisfabulous_ @colmjmccarthy whatβs the battery life like? I had one years ago but the battery didnβt last the duration of a call shift #oncallproblems
I am on-call this weekend. When in the other room, my OH decided to find the exact same pager sound on YouTube and played it. After dropping everything I was doing, I walk into the room to him killing himself laughing. Sake ππ #notfunny #oncallproblems
Hace tanto frΓo aquΓ ..que estoy pensando seriamente acostarme ahΓ adentro un ratito π£ #OnCallProblems
If you're admitting a patient who's flu A+ the chance PT has COVID19 is low so why test & tie up your neg pressure room? #oncallproblems
Been awake since 5:30am yesterday. I want coffee so badly, but also know I should not be drinking coffee because I need to sleep before the mental breakdown starts. But I still want coffee so bad π #oncallproblems
I once had to deal with a mouse on aau as a Med Reg #oncallproblems
"hello it's the on call doctor"
"hi doctor, there's a pigeon on the ward"
"...it's the on call doctor?"
"i know doctor. there's a pigeon on the ward."
"...."
"...."
"...is the pigeon medically unwell?"
#thingsmedschooldidnotpreparemefor
Working saturdays should be banned #oncallproblems
24 hours done, another 24 to go. #oncallproblems
Walked up on stage and realized about the first song that I left my phone in my pocket. Queue me praying through the whole set that I'd get no pages from work.
#sundayworship #oncallproblems #leavethephonebackstagedoofus
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