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When that 700 mg of caffeine finally hits for that 4:45 gym session on a Monday. #preacherproblems
The post-sermon hangover is real. No matter how often I preach, I don't seem to get over this sense of total exhaustion after preaching.
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Anyone else invent words when they preach?
Mine today was โreiterize.โ ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ #preacherproblems #pastorlife
Me: โSince Iโm not preaching this week I canโt wait to catch up on all of the projects that Iโve been putting off!โ
Literally everyone on my staff & in my family: โWe added 39 new meetings to your calendar, you know, since youโre not preaching this week.โ ๐#preacherproblems
Got to love when the printer runs out of ink on a Sunday afternoon as you try to print your notes for the evening message.... ๐คฆ
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This morning I meant to say "As kingdom people, we are to illuminate our world." I said "As kingdom people, we are to eliminate our world." I had a stop and correct myself on that one. #Pulpitgaffs #PreacherProblems
A day in the life of your pastor.
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Anyone else always check last weeks livestream to make sure they donโt wear the same shirt?
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Last Tues, had a perfect sermon opener: attention-grabbing, funny, and applicable. By Thurs, could NOT remember it. Spent the weekend trying to recall it, but to no avail. Went on without it.
Yesterday, it randomly pops back into my head. #daylate #preacherproblems #writeitdown
TFW your 2-part sermon, becomes a 4-part sermon - and at 7:42PM on the night before part 4 suddenly becomes a 5-part sermon.
#Beatitudes #PreacherProblems #SermonPrep
Often times I write something in myself sermon Friday morning - and I ask myself, "Will I actually use that?!"
I just wrote an illustration using thermodynamics to explain peace and conflict.
This is what happens when engineers become preachers.
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When you totally bomb in the first serviceโฆ
And then somehow God totally redeems it in the second ๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Thank God for His patient and empowering Holy Spirit.
#preacherproblems #beenawhilesincethathappnd #allsufficientgraceforevenme
Lesson of the day - if you choose to record your preach with fairy lights round your neck itโs a race to get to the end before they burn #ministry #preacherproblems
Feels like one of those mornings where I need to mix my @SneakEnergy in with my cold brew #coffee. #PreacherProblems
Went to our association's annual meeting tonight. I think the world of association but I wish we could shorten our meeting. I think maybe more people would come. #PreacherProblems
It's impossible to type the word circumcision without squeezing your legs together. Prove me wrong. #preacherproblems
@bulldogmoma3 @KessenaO Defined two different ways, I believe NT has moved to Sundays (moved away from Levitical Law) but there are others who meet on Saturday. I'm ok with meeting everyday lol. #PreacherProblems
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