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The kittens are napping… finally. 😹 I can actually hear myself think again! They look so stinking sweet now, you’d never guess they were tiny terrorists an hour ago. 😂💤
#FosterCatMomLife #TinyTerrorists #NapTimePeace #CutenessOverload #FinallyQuiet
Nothing like waking up to tiny green hands smacking you in the face at dawn.
Who knew peace and quiet would become as rare as a polite knight? #OgreLife #TinyTerrorists #SwampDadProblems
🍌🦟 So, my apartment has been invaded by banana flies. I tried negotiating, but they're not budging. They've formed a tiny squadron and are on a mission to conquer the kitchen. Send help! #FruitFlyWarfare #TinyTerrorists
Both my kids have a head cold. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. #tinyterrorists #IYKYK #toddlerlife
Anyone who has ever tried to negotiate with a 3 year old knows its more than a coincidence 😉 #tinyterrorists
All serial killers were once toddlers.
Coincidence? I think not.
Babies: Their weapons of choice are sleep deprivation and biological warfare. And do we negotiate with them? No, of course not. We automatically accede to all their demands ... and still they torment us. #TinyTerrorists
Thanks to these people I’ve finally got a day where I get to enjoy myself and BBQ my own supper. #BestJobEver #TinyTerrorists
Preschool Friend: “Ms Manda, nobody wants play with me”
Me: “Probably cause you are being a butthead to everyone”
PF: “But being a butthead is fun”
Me: “Well, then I don’t know what to tell you pal”
#tinyterrorists
Being a preschool teacher has to be some of the best birth control in the entire world cause I’m about ready to duct tape all my students to the roof & cant imagine going home to one. #birthcontrol #tinyterrorists
Futile. In some countries, prisoners are denied food as a means of punishment in order to get intel... around here #tinyterrorists deny food all by themselves.
Where’s my intel?! 🤣
#ToddlerMom #WongBoy #Natster
Giving parenting advice to a friend struggling with a difficult 2.5 y.o. (aren't they all?), I said: "we've adopted 'don't negotiate with terrorists' as our guiding philosophy". #TinyTerrorists #EspeciallyTwoYearOlds
A fight to the near death over the yellow sippy cup. I guess chocolate milk tastes better in the yellow cup??? 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️ #momlife #tinyterrorists #buyingasecondyellowcup
I love my children I love my children I love my children ...What I say in moments when I don't actually like them. #tinyterrorists
What's the point of a wasp? #tinyterrorists
@KiltronXEnviro Who brought these ibto usa? #TinyTerrorists “Triatomine bugs” r primarily nocturnal and feed on the blood of mammals. #nasty
Few things are more dangerous than negotiating (and giving into) a toddler. #tinyterrorists #dontdoit #youpaythebills #youllbesorry
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