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@xwanyex They’re demon dogs.

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@T_P_Anderson @Gregoreeee8148 The tragic part is that when the inevitable happens (either having the “black beaten into her” or becomes his baby momma and he abandons them), she’ll probably still won’t understand.

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@reallyoptimized Chaos, shitty food, and cheap Chinese garbage are what the proles demand.

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@oldmedia >No Laura Ashley upholstery prints
>No Patagonia fleece
>No Grateful Dead summer tour tickets
>No Saab or Volvo bought by dad

Sorry, this collage isn’t very accurate.

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@lporiginalg Ah yes, the illiterate lowbrow version of the “REAL MEN PREFER ‘RUEBENESQUE’ WOMEN” argument.

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@AnechoicMedia_ I think otherwise. I see a conscious design decision to create a moat around office parks, but not to keep people out.

Can’t have your desk bound slaves escape on foot as easily.

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@bumbadum14 Doesn’t the modern Catholic Church have official doctrine on integration of “local folk beliefs” in their LatAm and African strongholds? I could’ve sworn I read about that somewhere.

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@MindofMunitions @AutismCapital Yes.

It’s pretty grim when nostalgiabait like this is viewed as aspirational or worthy of admiration. Never confuse pride with wallowing in your own shit, white man.

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@CarnCrusader @AutismCapital Seriously. I guess this is novel to 20-something gooner shut in’s… but this BS was uncool/trashy then. Nobody took you seriously if you liked Harold & Kumar, let alone relate to the white lost boys in this scene.

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@TotiKubila @amuse Probably more like Usha’s friend.

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@DerrickEvans4WV All the more reason to End the Fed.

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@kim_buduru Hello Oscar!

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@hayrixxx Howdy fat kitty 👋🤠

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@Slatzism @MythoYookay @PoastNational Instant follow 👍

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@NoLimitGains All I know is that news like this is music to my ears. I never bet against human vice, and the publicly traded companies that enable it.

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@Econimica WV has been in this boat for awhile. Demographically top-heavy with olds, and young people with any ambition leave. It’s a mess.

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@Ethelbrait1941 It’s everywhere and out of control. Thank you for taking a stand against this garbage.

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@RealPostFolder Sounds like a bizarre sexual fetish.

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@unlimited_ls Sorry for his loss, but this “challenge” boils down to her (and others) wanting to get high and prob not having easy access to better drugs that don’t simulate schizophrenia. https://t.co/WbuwJHynrL is your friend/lifesaver if you’re gonna take weird stuff.

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@TownsUsa Fake anecdote. Public libraries charge MSRP for damaged books. Also, you’re a “patron” of the library, not a “customer”.