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with good dogs, good beer, and good people

[noles @hell2thenole]

@Pixar oh my god she’s insane

[noles @hell2thenole]

@KhananiShingan1 I never, ever, ever nap and my boyfriend caught me passed out on the couch at 3 pm on a Saturday and said “oh you pregnant. go ahead and take that test. You never nap and here you are on a Saturday afternoon asleep.” baby boy due in 3 months! 🤣

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Schedule Release Contest 🔥

RT for a chance to win an autographed Tyler Shough color rush mini helmet!

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[noles @hell2thenole]

@loremachina Get the pap smear! Get a woman doctor if you’ll feel more comfortable. Share what you feel comfortable sharing. Allow them to take care of you the same way all doctors do. I’ve had 3 abnormal pap smears over the years; I never would’ve known that if I didn’t tell myself to go

[noles @hell2thenole]

@loremachina Exactly what I told myself years ago before I scheduled my first appt. 1st thing I disclosed to my doctor is my trauma and my anxiety about being there. She’s been my same doctor since I was 19 and I am so grateful for her kindness, patience and support her & her nurses show me

[noles @hell2thenole]

@61crlsson unfortunately I’m a texas longhorns fan and I’ve had to learn the hard way to not ever turn off the game. so now it’s just sit and watch them lose or change it and find out on twitter that they did, in fact, win in the greatest comeback fashion 😭

[noles @hell2thenole]

@FatterTomie & I already mf know that the people who aren’t on top of washing their bodies ain’t on top of washing their bedsheets bc that’s even more tedious. so don’t tell me that them bedsheets are cleaned regularly 😭😭 them germs are just having a party every night osmosis jones style

[noles @hell2thenole]

@FatterTomie the world is so dirty and everything is so unclean and in the south it is so hot and humid and everyone is musty and sweaty and some of those people just lay in their beds at night without showering? so then the beds stay dirty every night and it’s just recycling the germs 🫢

[noles @hell2thenole]

@em_Lazzy literally cried all morning when I was 16 years old and saw that he was elected president (1st term) bc I knew what it would mean for families, girls/women, our country, and our world. 2nd term I just went for a long ass walk, grabbed a beer at a local brewery, and sat in silence

[noles @hell2thenole]

@Cyrain also why are so many men responding to this??? are yall “ladies”???? Jesus. Mind your own. And keep your hands to yourself.

[noles @hell2thenole]

@Cyrain maybe if men learned to keep their hands to themselves they wouldn’t be getting knocked out period

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

Saints Draft contest 👀

RT for a chance to win a #SaintsDraft hat signed by our first pick!

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[noles @hell2thenole]

@MySportsUpdate God I love a rivalry. Beautiful scene for someone who doesn’t have a dog in the fight

[noles @hell2thenole]

@crackcobain__ why is he holding the paper like that?

[noles @hell2thenole]

@crackcobain__ I am physically unable to look away from his hand that’s holding the paper. My mind has me locked into it.

[noles @hell2thenole]

@jemcarstairs awww tris died?

[noles @hell2thenole]

@yesyEs621 @pastaxprince It’s called Belle Collective! Think it’s still on OWN? It’s centered around black women that are business owners in Mississippi, and I think now it’s the SE region.

[noles @hell2thenole]

@pastaxprince I always knew that reality tv was a show but I never knew just how much of a show it was until they dumped some drinks out to make them look used, scattered drinks around the room, had the women drink some. The crew paid and tipped. Then the fight happened and everyone was gone.

[noles @hell2thenole]

@pastaxprince when I still bartending, a reality show cast and crew came in and the assistant came to me (this is in the middle of a shift when I’m the only bartender) and asked for 3 rounds of 10 *different* cocktails for the cast. then, the cast got into a fight and stormed out of the bar