Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast

IT Ops & SysAdmin 👩‍💻. She/her. Novice baker, master dog walker.
It's tech memes all the way down.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@sysadafterdark Dreamy cable management, well done. 👏

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

Me when an end user's browser is slow: "Can you try clearing your cache?"

vs

Me when my browser is slow: "I guess I'll be using Firefox to access this site moving forward."

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@notshenetworks I walk more with my dogs now working remotely than I ever have commuting in. Before I would take them on a quick 15 min walk before trying to beat the traffic.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@_sysengineer Sounds nice actually.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

I guess this is the new way: use a social media site until leadership decides it's not making enough money and sells it out completely for ads that ruin the UX, abandon ship slowly, adopt the new hot platform that hasn't prioritized profit yet, rinse and repeat.

[Ian Brown @igb]

I would have simply added a robots.txt to the site.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@IanColdwater But gosh, their little hedgehog mascot is sooo cute.

[christina @cszhu]

me: I'M A BAD BITCH 🔥🔥🔥

also me when my API calls fail for no explicable reason:

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Linux users when somebody wants to be paid for their labor

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@tlark8 I don't mind popular bands performing as an after hours activity (also that is an INCREDIBLE choice), but I wish more keynotes were presented by industry leaders in touch with the product.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

When did tech companies decide that we want to watch famous people at their conferences?

Maybe it's just me but I'd much rather hear about someone using the product for interesting things than a random celeb's inspirational talk?

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@TracketPacer Don't cave to the pressure of catering to people who don't get it! Make the content you want to. 💪

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@DBattisto16 I can't even imagine.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

People who want access to corporate cards have never had to deal with actually tending to all of our receipts and invoices, providing justifications, and doing it all in a timely manner. I'd rather not buy anything at all.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@DBattisto16 We use a very serviceable system that is user friendly and it's still a chore. 😂 But I guess it comes with the territory when you're the de facto system owner for most of the apps.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@_sysengineer I'm so sorry for your loss.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@ryanchenkie Install Rectangle for that sweet, sweet window management.

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

With search engines readily available my ability to retain information is so bad. If I look up a fact, probably not going to commit it to memory because it's easy to find again!

Is it just me?

[Ylan 🥖 Local Bread Enthusiast @heyitsylan]

@bria_sullivan 1Password. Manage it for enterprise and also use the personal edition - works great, although my biggest complaint is Android is slow to pull it up as a suggested app to pull a password from, but that's probably not their fault.

[inversecos @inversecos]

I never restore my browser tabs.

If I lose them from a restart then I rejoice that I am finally free from the prison of my own creation.