grandpa seth

weak shake. strong chokehold.

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

I’m a Buffy sun with a Spike moon, a Drusilla rising, a venus in Harmony and a mars in Cordelia

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo thinks you look great in red Ms. @Rihanna, just like Elmo! ❤️

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

@jackroskopp You literally predicted this

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

@jackroskopp @billyeichner Can we agree “this is me” is one of the best lines?

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

@jackroskopp @billyeichner I need all of your opinions!!!!

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me watching my boyfriend watch an episode of real housewives I’ve seen 7 times

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

@jackroskopp BOOOOOO

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

California Girls is the ultimate pandering song

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

They should change the Hollywood sign to “Miss Flo”

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

If a lesbian hasn’t told you to watch A League of Their Own by now then you’re not a true ally

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

Why isn’t anyone talking about how Zach from #TheBachelorette is Chris lowell????

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

Just described my level of attractiveness as I’ve never been turned away from a club but I’ve never been pulled to jump the line.

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

As New York is to Sex and the city, chicken salad is to Real Housewives of Beverly Hills #RHOBH

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

@katietamola @lochnessmanda Two of the best people to ever exist

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

Wish I could tell my teenage self that one day I would get paid to read scripts… also that I just described one to my boss as “too fart-humory”

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

I’ve never been more embarrassed of my diaphragm in my life #hiccups

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

When you’re in a silent Uber your hiccups might as well be terrorist threats

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

Going to take a long hot bath and never speak to anyone ever again

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

@roboallycat Get that girl a bath!

[grandpa seth @hillaryous123]

When you’re talking about number of one nightstands and have to ask if sexual assaults count…

[queen of the haus of kendall roy @lochnessmanda]

@hillaryous123 and i? we are expensive