Horned Toad Texan

Proud Dad and Husband. We're all just waiting in line for the end. Enjoy the bs while you can! I care not for your approval. Fuck/Off

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

I’m sorry what?!

MA Governor Maura Healey says everyone who has a baby will be visited in their home by a government appointed healthcare provider “to make an assessment”

Stay out of our homes you power hungry creep

[Horned Toad Texan @hornedtoad377]

@JohnCornyn @greg_ip @WSJ You're fvcking stupid! You haven't done shit in 20+ years. You're bought and paid for just like the majority of congress. Neither side cares about any constituents anymore.

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

I'm going to spend my $5,000 Voting Republican Bribe check exactly how I spent my $5,000 DOGE Dividend check and my $2,000 Tariff Rebate check.

[Horned Toad Texan @hornedtoad377]

Without naming it, post a photo or GIF of your favorite tv show ever.

[Fusilli Spock @awstar11]

Without naming it, post a photo or GIF of your favorite tv show ever.

[Horned Toad Texan @hornedtoad377]

@ItsToad_

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Happy birthday to a truly legendary intellectual!

[Horned Toad Texan @hornedtoad377]

@likigivafok @ScottPresler @attackdogX Eww. Thune's vagina has got to be nasty!

[Horned Toad Texan @hornedtoad377]

Underrated post!

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

UFC on the front lawn, cockfighting in the back, Andrew Jackson is smiling down on this great nation 🫡

[TheWizard @TheRealWizar]

This is all I want - is that too much to ask? 👌

[DataRepublican (small r) @DataRepublican]

Read this again.

A single NGO can call these protests on and off at a moment's notice.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

“Never apologize for being Patriotic… Fck’em”

- Toby Keith

[Aaron Dunbar @DUNBAR74]

I want a truck with no GPS or tracking.

I want a house that doesn't spy on me.

I want a government that builds roads and maintains the military and stays out of my business.

I want the constitution of the United States respected and upheld.

I want the government to be the last thing I ever think about, just like the founders intended.

[InfantryDort @infantrydort]

“If in 10 years, all American troops stationed in Europe for national defense purposes have not been returned to the United States, then this whole project [NATO] will have failed.”

-General of the Army Dwight Eisenhower, February, 1951

[Horned Toad Texan @hornedtoad377]

@heckyessica @ShieldArms Anything that avoids @USPS , I'm in!

[Wade Miller @WadeMiller]

If 20 million pregnant Chinese women are dropped off on our shores by the Chinese military, are those babies citizens? Any Justice who says yes is retarded.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: In NYC at the “No Kings” rally, demonstrators waved Communist flags.

No kings, but yes Communist dictators.

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

You can't say Derrick Rose, Andrew Luck, Brandon Roy or Barry Sanders.

Name an athlete you wish had a longer career.

I'll start: Todd Gurley

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

I’m hijacking the plane and crashing into the nearest mountain.

Remember me, not as the bad tweeter I was, but the hero I am.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

The loudest voices screaming "Release the Epstein Files" just voted to BURY the sexual harassment files of Members of Congress.

Get it now?

[Gaudreau Family 5K @Gaudreau5K]

“When we were first invited to Milan for the Olympics, we said no. It felt like more than we could handle. But we kept thinking about what John and Matty would say if they knew we turned it down. We knew the answer.

John loved representing his country. From the time he was little, he dreamed of competing at the Olympics. In that final summer, he was working harder than ever, pushing himself with everything he had to earn a spot on that roster. He was going to be there.

Sitting with that knowledge while watching these Games was not easy — but being present for them, surrounded by people who truly cared about John and Matty, made it something we will always treasure.

Every person we encountered took the time to ask about the boys — who they were, what they meant to us, the kind of people they were away from the ice.

What struck us most was realizing that John and Matty's impact reaches so much further than we sometimes see in our own grief.

They are carried by so many people — in locker rooms, in conversations, in quiet moments we will never even know about. That means everything to us.

And then Team USA won gold. When Zach, Auston, and Matthew carried John's jersey around that ice, we were overwhelmed — they made sure he was there. And then to see Noa and Johnny — on Johnny's second birthday — carried out onto the ice to be part of that gold medal photo — there are no words for what that felt like.

John and Matty should have been there, and in that moment, they were.

Thank you to every member of that team for loving John & Matty - and for making sure they were part of something historic. And thank you to everyone at @NBCOlympics and @usahockey for your kindness, your generosity, and for bringing our family to Milan to witness it.

You gave us a gift we didn't know we needed.

With love and gratitude,
The Gaudreau Family"