hunter patterson

[moesha @yunclesage]

Leaving the movies to go home and watch another movie

[Artist Formerly Known As @ESPNFrankie]

Wheeled that boy out like

[jake @wormpuller]

White people be like let’s play it by ear

[Sam Neill @TwoPaddocks]

Yes, I know things can look a little glum at present. But , for now cheer up. From us.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

DIVA 💅 DOWN ⬇️ FLIMSY 🍜 LINDSAY 👵 Graham 👴 is on permanent 😭 RECESS 💀 today 📆 after taking 😳 a deep 😩 DICKING 🍆 💦 from 👏 a SEXY 🫦 ILLNESS ☣️ the senator 👴 from SOUTH ⬇️ CUNTOLINA 🇺🇸 💅 died 🪦 on FREE 💸 SLURPEE 🥤 DAY 📆 after a 👶 lifetime 👴 of SUCKING 🍆 😩 the life 💀 out of his 💅 CUNT 🍑 -STITUENTS 😏 While many 🙅‍♂️ will not 🚫 miss 🤷‍♂️ the notorious 💥 WAR 🔫 COCK 🍆 we must pour 🫗 one out 👉 for this 💃 SEXY 🫦 SLAYER 💀 down⬇️ south 🇺🇸 so send ✉️ ➡️ this to 🫵 your 🔟 most❗SEXUALLY 🍆 💦 AMBIGIOUS ⚧ CUNT🍑 -SERVE💅 -atives 💁‍♀️ if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 👎 a real 😩 LENINGRAD 🇷🇺 LINDSEY 👴 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you’re 😂 a certified ✅ GRAHAM 🍞 CRACKER 😳 and if 😩 you get 🔟 back 📩 you’re a 😳 FULL 🍆 🍑 BLOWN 🌬️ LADY

[H𝐎mer @OregonHomer]

You just created 1 million closeted gay senators

[Katya @katya_zamo]

The dragon show is on

[ron zertnert @siguntyr]

white people be like my parents got me into nine inch nails

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

where the fuck are my cigarettes bitch

[mari @loverrycore]

😭😭😭😭

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday

[AuxGod @TheOXGodOR]

“Hereditary” if it premiered on Disney Channel

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Me as soon as Bad Bunny hits the stage

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With my God, George.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Congratulations on your new position as Trump’s #1 lapdog, I know you worked hard for it!

[weather @dsxf234161]

if youre in texas prepare to die