Hunter Williams

Bringing the heat and keeping it street

[Hunter Williams @hunterw33]

50 Shades of Asshole #PrisonBooks @midnight

[Hunter Williams @hunterw33]

Stay street @mrdavehill

[n2o @1evilidiot]

This can't be right. - me, when something goes right.

[Mrs. Sassy Pants @TheDanielleRock]

There are two kinds of people in this world, people that know things and people who don't know how to use Google.

[DaddyJew @DaddyJew]

Interviewer: what are your future plans?

Me: lunch

Interviewer: I meant long term plans

Me: what, like dinner?

[Spencer @13spencer]

Getting straight-married is SO first half of 2015.

[Brian Soto @TrainedHedonist]

I'd rather hear Morgan Freeman talk me through masturbation than hear Darius Rucker sing a power ballad.

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

Porn is so unrealistic, I just took a shower with my girlfriend & stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing her different shampoos

[Hunter Williams @hunterw33]

Stay street @mrdavehill

[Lotus Eater @TheBosha]

When did we start putting so much thought into beer? Thought. Beer. See? Those words don't even fit together.

[Ol’ Lazy Bastard @Athertron]

"Get buns so tight you can take the Rolex off of whoever's fisting you!" -#TriBeCa #Fitness #Goals

[Hunter Williams @hunterw33]

Tattoos are a great way to show the world you are bad with money

[Balls Deep @ThRealBallsDeep]

We've got spirit, yes we do! We've got spirit, how 'bout you?!

*points to black twitter*

*gets shot*

[Eliza Bayne @ElizaBayne]

At this point George Zimmerman just calls mugshots "Selfies"

[JP @shegotagronk]

Asses can clap these days, what a time to be alive.

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

the thought of having to create another login for another app or service or whatever terrifies me. i have reached my app limit. no more apps

[Logan's of Lexington @LogansOfLex]

We're giving away 2 UK "Pursuit of Perfection" 40-0 koozies today - follow @LogansOfLex and re-tweet to enter!

[Snorklhuahua @weinerdog4life]

My life is just like a Disney movie, one time I ate spaghetti in an alley