Dennis

[kuss @dontkuss]

If the reflecting pool taught you anything DO NOT RIDE THIS

[Dennis @hurrendez]

@Stick_wit_it540 @TheHoovement 👀

[Dennis @hurrendez]

@FeverPotomac

[South Park @SouthPark]

Wait, so we ARE relevant?
#eatabagofdicks

[Dennis @hurrendez]

@terpfanburner Thank you for your service Sue

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

good morning and FUCK ISRAEL

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I’m finna turn this franchise around

[Dennis @hurrendez]

@ProximityM Recession indicator

[Dennis @hurrendez]

@xEP_Network Beal is the problem yet they are trading KD 🤡

[nyquil @48seatr]

while yall drink and do drugs, I go to Pilates and drink smoothies. Then I go drink and do drugs

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

DOGE recommended firing workers at:

-FDA, which oversees Neuralink

-FAA, which oversees SpaceX

-USAID, which probed Starlink

-CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X.

"Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

You voted for RFK JR

[Momentum Chaser @electricfutures]

After several delays, @DOGE has finally posted its purported savings. Why did it take so long to create a simple webpage with a 1000-row table? Who knows! Let's dig in.

Headline number: $55B saved. They list the savings per nixed contract. This should be easy to verify then.

🧵

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

I’m actually proud of her lol she really put the work in

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

"a well respected meteorologist"