lyss 𓆑

this is how the government gets to know you.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

i pray to god this turns out like sylvia plath’s food diary after i die

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

@kumarvikash @anilpongalil @PhysInHistory The poster paraphrased hard enough that it honestly discounted the theory, but the pizza theorem has validity to it. If you were to have used the line tool instead of trying to draw them, it would've remained true. Just depends on how you divide the slices.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

@kumarvikash @anilpongalil @PhysInHistory Circle cutters invoke human error like this. That's why nearly every pizza restaurant cuts with a rocker blade. Your cuts weren't straight across, which was indicated in the claim itself. It has to be a straight line from end to end "radii of the pizza". Yours doesn't follow.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

if omission of truth is falsehood, admittance of falsehood is truth.
i did 9/11.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

papa roach drunk rn

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

bars should make you join classdojo at the door

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

could just so easily destroy all streaming platforms and bring back dvds at the same price they were and we would be paying the same amount only for shit we actually want to watch. maybe that's too out there, though.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

if mary was a virgin.. who the FUCK is joseph

[Lethal Pain @PiperAnhedonia]

To love me or to suffer me, that IS the question.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

the only way out is not through. i’m absolutely positive it is, rather, googling life’s questions and clicking on the first subreddit link for the answers.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

dear lord, may i never have to explain tv static to a gen alpha in my lifetime. amen.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

don julio got me out seeking whoever killed laura paulmer tn

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

@BarackObama i’d hate you too if i were him. because every day you’re a better president than him and you haven’t been in office for three whole terms.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

“comfortable in my own skin” is such a stupid euphemism. my ego is fine, but this skin has GOT to go.

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

there is straight up feces in the dating pool. clear out.

[weather @dsxf234161]

fuck you.

[vampi .⋆♱ @xovampi]

i’m the only person on the planet that dgaf ab wicked …

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

actually, officer, i’m pretty over the influence. i’m a little fed up. ever consider that?

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

not enough people questioning cock and ball torture. yall into the wrong CBT.

[carolina @carolvflgaster]

@_barely_active_ @barofsoap418 waluigis colors are the same as the non binary flag the dots are connecting

[lyss 𓆑 @hurricantrtilla]

i cannot release my inhibitions in this climate.