"How did Hangman Page win the AEW title?"
"He hanged someone."
Never say old Hanger doesnt live up to his name. Randy Orton isnt really a snake. Cody Rhodes doesnt actually come to you in your dreams and tell you America will disappoint you greatly. But Adam Page will hang you.
It doesn't seem right that there are like a million songs about being in love with a girl but only one about encountering spectral cowboys doomed to eternally chase a herd of ghostly cattle.
a tiny, soaking wet, pilled up mexican kid doing an incoherent Rock impression live on TNT every week is the kind of thing we’ll just never see again and that’s a shame