iamconfus

ima kick my wounds and keep lickin ass

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

i simply do Not have time for people’s nonsense. i am quite busy with many other activities such as Laying Down

[the cumpound @TheCumpound]

excuse me?

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

when an article has a paywall i truly learn the meaning of the phrase “ignorance is bliss”

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

@_kevinjamesfan6 what an absolute time that was

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

i got that robin hood pussy

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

@pissGoblin indeed i do

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

other ppl need food and nutrients but me ? im built different. #breathatarian

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

mercury should really be quenched right now. i think it’s had ENOUGH gatorade.

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

the christmas music has already started. smh

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

when u give a short king a chance and he plays you… like i didn’t even know anyone could see you down there

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

“i’m so relieved you also smell human poop right now”- @_kevinjamesfan6

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

“drive like your kids live here”? well, i got news for you, bub. i ain’t got none 😈

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

We never knew how social and playful turtles were until we have them a skateboard.

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

cybersecurity training. what an amazing hacker. that typing method is ADVANCED.

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

on my late night hot bitch walk in philly. nature is beautiful 🥹😍💖

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

i’m the ceo of removing my shoes in the movie theatre

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

how is eating pancakes and french toast NOT eating dessert for breakfast ?! riddle me THAT

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

i am still eating candy for breakfast and regretting it every time it happens 😍

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

so when you’re an adult, yes you can eat whatever you want for breakfast. candy, ice cream. what is not divulged is the horrible suffering this can bring to a weak digestive system. i have ibs

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

@castinemachine WOW okay 😍

[iamconfus @iamconfus]

i love tweeting about things that have become culturally obsolete