The same week I got audited, I punched myself in the face during a boxing class and broke one of my front top teeth. I told everyone I got audited then the next time they would see me in person, it looked like the IRS broke my face.
Most estimates I see, say it’s only 4 billion dollars per year to have one police officer at every single elementary and high school during open hours.
If that’s true, it’s a huge shame we continue to spend 10s of billions on wars, bailouts, stimulus, etc every year.
It’s almost as if the government cares more about money and politics over the safety of your kids.
It's hard to decipher advice on having kids. I've heard: “It's the most rewarding thing.” “My life isn't about me anymore.” “You never know love until you have a child.” “My kids are agents of terror.” All from the same person.
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I think therapy is amazing and I think it’s symbolic of a lot of things going wrong that it is so inaccessible. Why is it that only the rich and really lucky get to cry to a professional
Imagine spending your plane ride recording a tiktok of a stranger you think is cheating when you could be drinking 2 vodka sodas and watching Michael Clayton
It's difficult to get advice on whether or not to have kids. I've heard: 'It's the most rewarding thing. My life isn't about me anymore. You never know love until you have a child. My kids are agents of terror.' All from the same person.
I’m such a people pleaser, if the police ever questioned me, I would confess to anything. “Can you tell us where you were last night?” “I KILLED KENNEDY! It was me!"
I feel awful saying this, but I bite it sometimes and then I feel like a monster! the key with the bite is to warm it a little in your hands first. Yes, I am disgusting!!!!!