Ian Winn

Unstable, shit-talking, AmeriBritish fish nerd novelist. Feigns ignorance to avoid responsibility. Sometimes works.

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

After clinical psychosis, fifteen years and, finally, a proper studio, my ridiculous spoken word audiobook is OUT! Been a long time coming....
#audiobook #spokenword #MercuryRetrograde #meat #loveislove
https://t.co/8vwxMYM02J

[RӨXIΞPARADӨX @TheRoxieParadox]

@LePapillonBlu2 @Suzierizzo1 He be like

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@attackdogX @dom_lucre in Phoenix, AZ the cops would pass out bus tickets to LA to homeless people downtown: "Hey buddy, wanna go to the beach?" 😂
The climate is more forgiving in CA than other parts of the country
Also, is this post real? Checking sources now...

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@joerogan @elonmusk Say it ain't so, Joe

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

OMG it's one of my all time favorite people!

[OU Arts & Social Sciences @OU_FASS]

Looking for your next read? 📖

To mark #InternationalWomensDay, Creative Writing PhD student Rebekah Lattin-Rawstrone @OpenUniversity shares her favourite book written by a woman, and it’s one that you will definitely want to add to your TBR list.

#books

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@MattRudd Yes but have you noticed that PG Tips has discontinued their pyramid-shaped bags and gone for square ones? I feel a taste-test reassessment on your part is necessary.

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

Gutted. Brother in 8 arms for life.

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

So sorry to hear of the death, far too young, of Russell Norman. He was one of the most gifted of restaurateurs, a terrific writer and an awful lot of fun to be around. He very much lived life his own way. My thoughts are with his family and friends. https://t.co/2ppWbj5fg9

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@phoeb0 Effing tragic. I don't know how far you want to go back but in 2000 a giant redwood (famous for being the temporary home of activist Julia Butterfly Hill) was cut down, lessee: https://t.co/3EGVdjcRWs

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@ProjectLincoln I'm go 244.5. Still obese, just not extra morbidly.

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

creepy af anyone?

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

this AI beer commercial looks exactly like how an alien intelligence would understand our beer commercials https://t.co/mn3OzW32ww

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@MattRudd But yeah, nobody passes it cold.

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@MattRudd When I took the test they asked if anyone was a native English speaker. An Australian bloke and me raised our hands. They put us in a separate room and five minutes later we were done. It's a language test more than anything. Read the 80pg book beforehand guaranteed you pass :-)

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

Extraordinary white moose was spotted taking a dip in a pool in Sweden's Varmland County
( by Hans Nilsson )

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

Everyone: why'd you shoot Freya the walrus?
Norway's head of fisheries: "... we could not guarantee the wellbeing of the animal"
Everyone: Okay, how about now? (insert profanity)
https://t.co/MjyzhPZx8W
#FreyaTheWalrus #FreyaTheWalrus @phoeb0 @guardian

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@phoeb0 Los Angeles is coming... Los Angeles is coming...

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@PeterGleick Every climate scientist for the last twenty years.

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@ioangrillo I think Max will get a bounty on his head is what Max'll get, sadly. Who's a good boy?

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

Apparently if you turn a parking space into green space you are an "urban gardener" who has created a "parklet". Who knew?
@phoeb0 that's who!
#parkletlife
https://t.co/pUlTmwbYpm

[Ian Winn @iansiBalls]

@phoeb0 @2GreenMonkeys just DM'ed you. The boat has taken on a life of its own: I had to build a dock and lash it down.

[Sarah @2GreenMonkeys @2GreenMonkeys]

@phoeb0 @iansiBalls is the man with the boat. And I must say it's looking very pretty this year! :-)