Iain C Docherty

Retired IT developer, supporter of LGBTQ+ rights. He/Him

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@sciencegirl Black pudding, butter on the bread, brown sauce,

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@Matt_Pinner I have 19, I can’t admit to ever using a boom-box.

[Matt @welshmattmccabe]

@fesshole You should try WD-40, it won't get rid of the mice but it will stop them squeaking

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@fesshole What does a three year cooked pizza look like? We need pictures.

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@fesshole What happens to gold wedding rings and gold teeth from people who are cremated?

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@fesshole Do you use the clippings before or after you remove them?

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@ilSolano @fesshole It’s easily obtainable from hair dressers, I guess that adds more evidence to the idea of female mass murders

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@Jack_N_Me @EleanorTerrett @SECGov @Ripple When will people learn. No cryptocurrency is ISO20022 compliant, nor can they be. ISO20022 is a messaging system, not a payment system.

companies may have products that are ISO20022 compliant, and which also handle payments via crypto, but the product not crypto is compliant.

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@ACT2CAM @fesshole The builders of our house were not careful. Holes through the wall into the kitchen for the drains and no concrete around them. Rodents had access to the kitchen and the wall cavity.

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@fesshole I told my kids that when the ice cream van was playing its jingle, that means it’s run out of ice cream.

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@fesshole Instead of thinking about it as 12pm, think of it as 12:00:01pm (one second later) and it is clearly noon, not midnight.

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@rachelnufc_ Typical, you wait four years for a birthday, then four arrive all at once!

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@AuthorConfusion As a cis male, and LGBT ally, I will be going to a local pride meeting this weekend in my rainbow regalia. At the last event I met a gayon-line acquaintance and after a short while he said ‘I did not know you were gay’.

I replied, I’m not, but thanks for the compliment!

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@MarkSum56163269 @fesshole I hope you washed your hands.

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

I’m sitting in the lounge of a hotel in London UK at 2:30 in the morning. I just came down to get pain killers because I had an operation which involved by necessity the slicing of my carotid artery just 30 hours ago and I’m chatting with you. That’s what I call cool!

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

You see, that’s why I follow you. For exactly this sort of trivia. I never knew that fact until you mentioned it! OK ban me for not being as avid a fan of Star Trek as I thought!

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@JulianClary Is that a cock-ring?

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@UKFilmTVCritic @fesshole They don’t make men of that calibre today!

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@Nusbacher My first thought was that it was a human composter!

[Iain C Docherty @icydee]

@PastorAlexLove All students should be taught rational thinking without religious indoctrination until the age of 18 at which point they can decide which religion (if any) they want to follow.