AK

At the age of 18, I went off to evil medical school.

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

me as a detective: ok wait omg

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[nashBBfan @NashBBfan]

Me: You should watch Big Brother! It’s actually a really good social strategy game! #BB26

Big Brother:

[Microdots @DropMicrodots]

These are your words, Trooper Proctor.

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[Joe Miciak @jlmiciak]

roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink

[eve ౨ৎ @marriedheads]

A true hero to me and the girls

[𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚢 ✨ @amoremoondizis]

If Kate Middleton doesn't recreate this iconic interview then I don't know what's the point of being royal 😭 #katespiracy

[Ryan H. Walsh @JahHills]

This is what’s going on inside my brain while the waiter describes that night’s specials

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dad’s keyboard

[grovy @grovymango]

Can't go on a mental health walk in this fuckass winter weather

[AK @if_Useekamyy]

@barstoolsports @onebite When you’re the family there at 12 🫠

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“I see your man in the club.”

“He talking to bitches!?”

“No, just dancing.”

Him: 🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

[Bode Sulaiman @bodesulaiman]

Nathan Fielder is ruthless lmao.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

It’s getting harder n harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.

[jacks 🥀 @jacksofalltrads]

the government after sending out the national alert two minutes early