Kathryn

And now... let us step into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure.

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

@jonswoe @SMcClurePhD @dearhankandjohn Yes! Came here just for this, it’s half and half!

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

Really excited that I’ve had so much time for crafting during stay at home! Now I have 7 unfinished projects laying around instead of 3.

[Elizabeth Tulloch @BitsieTulloch]

Hey @netflix we want @NBCGrimm back! These are trying times and we all need a little Monroe pick-me-up with a side of Nick’s jawline! #grimm #coronavirus #bingewatching

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

Cribs reboot is just celebrities showing us their amazing homes and gardens while we’re all stuck watching wistfully from our tiny apartments #QuarantineActivities

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

Me- *reaching for the Jack Daniels to make a hot toddy*
Mom- ...or you could use the Woodford Reserve...
Me- Well it is Christmas 😂🥃

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

@MeredthSalenger The problem is we already jumped ship and switched sides 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

My dog, having just thrown her own fit of pretending her legs were collapsing out from underneath her to avoid bathtime: idk what this kid is crying about, geez

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

Having toddlers seems overly complicated.
My neighbor walking outside with her 2 yr old: come on, let’s get some fresh air, it’s good for you!
Her child, bawling and having a fit: noooooo I don’t want to, it burns!!! Noooo...

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

my most depraved secret is how long I think leftovers are still good for

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If Scotland can demand that Amazon get off corporate welfare and pay its workers a living wage, then so can the United States.

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

@hankgreen I choose option 1: “small human”

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

@KTrevorWilson @RonFunches @hulu Finally!!! 😍😍😍

[Current Affairs @curaffairs]

Did you know:
That this is actually flat-out false?

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

I just have two questions about Space Force:
1) When will Flint, Michigan have clean water?
2) When will Puerto Rico have power?

[brebhors @Cwossie]

My naym is snek
My body long
My hed is smol
But jaw is stronk

And wen it time
To get me fed
I open wide

I monch the bred

[JR @JRDRD]

JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA:

3 Million AD.

The humans are extinct.

The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood.

Guess who they clone...

Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum.

They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's.

Surprise assholes.

This is now a sequel to The Fly.

[Andrew Fowler @fowlerism]

DOCTOR: To cure your blue skin condition, you must immerse your entire head in this vat of chemicals

GUY ABOUT TO BECOME SKELETOR: Sounds crazy but okay

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

@charlotteagenda This would be a wonderful repurpose use! Reminds me of Bass Lofts Apts in Atlanta, an old High School. They have a lot of character and are a great place to live 😄

[Kathryn @illiodyssey]

@RealHughJackman Yas!!! One of my favorite puzzle brands! 😍