Lanee' Sanders

Wanna know the rest? Hey, buy the rights.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Headline I write.

[Reductress @Reductress]

White Woman Was Hoping to Support a Black-owned Business in a Better Neighborhood: https://t.co/qvjpd8GY1v

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Not Kendrick dissing Drake with 2 of his exes on the stage! I half expected his to bring out Ashley from Degrassi 😅 #SuperBowl

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Beyonce has so much money but every time I see her I think, "how can I get her the rest of it".

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Why were there so many montages and flashbacks and wistful glances in season 3 of The Bear??? Did Chris Storer think every episode might just be the series finale??

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

When you caption "Suns out, buns out" but don't post buns, you are misleading the consumer (me).

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Sincerely hoping this Drake/Kendrick beef ends the same as the final scene of Challengers. 🤞🏾🤞🏾

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Next Oscars I want a Martin Scorsese cam. I need to see him frowning for 5 hours straight!

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

@MarkInternet They are all 35 year old babes to me.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

You expect me to believe that none of the Charmed sisters was Marisa Tomei??

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

I don't want to be famous for the money or the fans I want to be famous so Usher invites me on the stage to slow dance during one of his shows.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

@LOTNorm And abandon a perfectly good theme?!

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Home is where the wicker baskets are.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

@v_dcknz You look like the popular girl in a high school movie AND I enjoy the warm tones of your bathroom .

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Dozens of my friends have been to Portugal within the past couple months. What's going on over there? Is that country having a clearance sale?

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

A lot of people didn't like the final season of Ted Lasso, but Jason Sudeikis did the "What's Up With That" running man in the finale and that's all I could have ever asked for.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

If you name your moving company "All My Sons Moving Co." I'm not gonna think that's a safe, reliable moving company.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Ants keep committing suicide in my contact lens case. Is that like a sign of the apocalypse or do they just think it's an above ground pool?

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

Maybe today was the wrong day to check if I own any pink.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

I don't know how high the speed on the treadmill goes, and I never intend to find out.

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

@OMaraRules I wish I knew!!!

[Lanee' Sanders @ilovelancelot]

*Me 2 minutes into Black Mirror*: God Annie Murphy's wig is terrible!

*Me 5 minutes into Black Mirror*: YO! Why the HELL did they pick such a specifically HIDEOUS wig?

*Me 15 minutes into Black Mirror*: OHHHHHHH!! ...I still hate it.