Ndurumbunju 💀

Software Developer | Farmer | Entrepreneur

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@davitheempire 🤣🤣🤣 huu ushuzi

[SIR TIVA @Sativa255]

Mwanaume anaepumua HAKATIWI TAMAA.

Brighton jana wamesajili dogo ambae miaka miwili nyuma hakuwa anajua kama atakuwa anacheza epl msimu ujao—alikuepo tuu mtaani huko KADUNA NIGERIA🇳🇬

#epl #soccer #naija #football

#tutakuwepo🫵🏾😎

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@selemasaki Ndutu 🤣🤣

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@Rakgadi_EM Hajashinda 🤣🤣🤣

[Tito Magoti @TitoMagoti]

Umeuwa watu maelfu ukijilazimisha kuwa rais.

But somehow you find it okay kuzurura ukinunua udaktari wa heshima. Heshma ipi?

Umenunua shahada 3 za upuuzi in 3 months.

Is this how you reward yourself after the murder?

Tutolee upuuzi hapa; tunataka uwajibikaji!

[John Heche @HecheJohn]

Nchi hii sio mali ya familia, huu sio usultan au Ufalme.. hii ni Jamuhuri..

Mali za Nchi yetu hazitagawiwa wageni ili kulinda mauaji na uovu.

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@YerickoNyerereT Kitulize

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@millardayo Tops wanawapaga pressure wachezaji tu

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@Mwinshehe07 Watz wanaonekana mazwazwa sana

[SIR TIVA @Sativa255]

Daah mpaka unasisimka.

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@Sativa255 Jamaa kabakisha world cup

[Peter Msigwa @MsigwaPeter]

“Uovu hauwi haki
kwa sababu tu umeamriwa na mamlaka.
Unaweza kutii au ukafuata amri…
lakini bado ukawa unadhulumu na kusaliti utu wa mwanadamu.”

[Peter Madeleka @PMadeleka]

TUNDU LISSU ndiye Kiongozi pekee DUNIANI kwa sasa, ambaye ANAONGOZA Chama Cha Siasa akiwa GEREZANI, na Chama hicho kinaendelea KUSTAWI na KUSHAMIRI.

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@TitoMagoti Unatumika na kutupwa kama condom.msimpe uongozi huyu

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@Addy_Adams Sasa miyeyusho ni sisi au wao

[SANUKAnaCHAPO @chapo255]

Wewe ni ka wale wanaharakati wenye hasira pitbull/nyuma ya keyboard wana tweet tu…click click

-Dizasta ( Tribulation)

[Ndurumbunju 💀 @imar10max]

@Mwinshehe07 @CrownMediaTZ Huyu ayo anaongea kama zoba

[Mchokozi !! @OleMtetezi]

Masoud Kipanya Kaongea Ukweli Ambao WanaCCM Wengi Hawauelewi

[Tito Magoti @TitoMagoti]

Samia Suluhu Hassan is NOT my President.

RT if you agree.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣