The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
Today Obama praised people for attempting to stop ICE from doing its job.
When he was running for President in 2008 Obama slammed Bush for not doing more to stop illegal immigration.
The Divider In Chief is such a fraud.
Zevenor Gordon, a sexual predator, has been jailed for 16 months for sexually assaulting 6 schoolgirls and women in London.
Paul Powlesland, an environmental lawyer, is facing 2 years in prison for cleaning and removing garbage from the London river without a license.
British justice system is broken.
A mídia brasileira nos contou que os EUA 🇺🇸 era um país em decadência, que maltratava e deportava seus turistas e que a copa do mundo seria um FRACASSO.
Resultado: Melhor copa do mundo da história.
"There's no way 250,000 girls were raped in the UK. That number must be exaggerated."
Okay, let's pretend it's exaggerated, just for the sake of argument.
How many children need to be raped for you to be upset about it?
Nobody is being gang raped.
Ok, so little girls are being gang raped but it's not that many.
Well, little girls are getting gang raped, and it's a lot, but its not 250,000, its only 50,000.
That's where we are now with the liberals.
A South Carolina native. A warrior. A legend.
Retired United States Marine Corps Major James Capers, Jr. received the Medal of Honor last night, the highest military decoration.
In 1967, severely wounded and under heavy fire in Vietnam, Major Capers led his entire team to safety and refused to board the helicopter until every single one of his men was on it first. He was the first African American to lead a Marine Reconnaissance company and receive a battlefield commission.
This is what courage looks like.
We fought alongside the SC delegation to help make this happen for Major Capers because he earned it, plain and simple.
Congratulations, Major Capers.
South Carolina STRONG.
BREAKING 🏴 🇺🇸
Glasgow is to be formally twinned with Boston, it has been announced, after thousands of Scotland supporters descended on the city for the World Cup👇
All of these men were arrested trying to sleep with kids in Florida.
The sting operation was a success.
Billy East, 35
Clifford Skaggs, 72
Derrick Wilcox, 22
Donald Seymore, 42
Dustin Heffner, 37
Elias Martinez Guerra, 30
Giuseppe Gilbert, 23
Jacob Futch, 29
Jaime Castellanos Marin, 42
Jason Gaines, 41
Javier Isidro Mendez, 31
Jay Kennedy, 28
Jean Auguste, 45
Jeremy Johnson, 33
John Mullins, 61
Leon Hicks, 43
Mark Sullivan, 59
Mikal Detoro, 44
Nasib Amin, 23
Nathan Ramirez, 29
Quentin Quarterman, 28
Rodcliff Wilson, 33
Samuel Pinheiro, 35
Sean Smith, 48
Stephen Sheehan, 34
Terry Rivers, 34
Zachary Bradley, 25
Zachary Stitz, 39
250,000 British girls raped by Pakistani grooming gangs.
Where are the feminists now?
Where is Emma Watson?
Where is Natalie Portman?
Where is Angelina Jolie?
Where is Greta Thunberg?
Why are they silent?!
The first trillionaire in human history
- Elon Musk
- Born in South Africa
- Bullied relentlessly as a kid
- Immigrated to North America
- Arrived with a backpack and a dream
- Built Zip2 with his brother
- Sold it 4 years later for $300 million
- Co-founded PayPal with the profits
- Revolutionised digital payments
- Sold PayPal to eBay for $1.5 billion
- Bet everything on Tesla and SpaceX
- Got mocked for electric cars
- Got laughed at for reusable rockets
- Nearly went bankrupt in 2008
- Kept building anyway
- Turned Tesla into the world’s most valuable automaker
- Made EVs mainstream and transformed the automotive industry
- Made reusable rockets a reality
- Reduced the cost of reaching space by 95%
- Sparked the modern commercial space race
- Built Starlink and connected millions around the world to high-speed internet
- Turned SpaceX into the most valuable private company in history
- Bought Twitter for $44 billion
- The world said he overpaid
- He was called reckless, stupid & crazy
- Advertisers fled, media declared it dead
- Critics called it the worst acquisition in tech history
- Renamed it 𝕏
- Rebuilt the platform anyway
- Turned it into one of the most influential platforms on Earth
- Launched xAI and accelerated the global AI race
- Sent astronauts to space
- Is trying to get humans to mars
- Created millions of jobs
- Generated hundreds of billions in value
- Inspired an entire generation of builders
Before:
- Failed repeatedly
- Worked insane hours
- Slept in factories and offices
- Got bullied, laughed at and mocked
- Constantly told “it’s impossible”
- Kept building anyway
- Made it possible
Today:
- Richest person on Earth
- First trillionaire in human history
- Largest IPO in history $1.77 trillion
Most people quit when the world laughs at them.
Elon Musk built the future instead.
Love him or hate him…
Nobody has changed more industries in a single lifetime.
Payments. Cars. Energy. Space. Social Media. Communications. AI.
History won’t remember the people who said it couldn’t be done.
It will remember the people who did it anyway.
Congratulations Elon.
The first trillionaire. 🚀