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occasionally witty sometimes quotey

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

It's been 2 weeks and I lost 8 pounds, thanks garcinia, try it for free http://t.co/62lNnoeIlf

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

“@Hadzilla: The movie rookie of the year but instead if his arm he breaks his penis and can fuck like Peter North” @DLoughery_ @DrBboy

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

@Jcrockett97 so you're not sleeping over?

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

Just learned about this new dinosaur called the clitoris, apparently it's really rare and hard to find. #Archaeology @DrBboy

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

I was born the same way I'll die, six feet tall and in a ditch.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Why buy the cow when I can get the milk for free? Um, maybe because I love her?

[diplo @diplo]

It's easier to look weird than be pretty. But u still should clean ur clothes

[Jojo Crockett @Jcrockett97]

I miss hanging out most with @pfftno and @imnotontwidder but my life decisions have been much better lately.

[Pearcey @PfftNo]

@Jcrockett97 @Imnotontwidder weird. Ours haven't. #suicide #fucktheworld #sourpatchkids

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

Hi there, I've been picturing you naked for the last while and I was wondering if I could see how close I was @DrBboy @Jcrockett97

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

I've decided that wiping my bum is no longer a valuable use of my time. Now with all the time I save I can knit myself new undies #TimeSaver

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

“@yaboybillnye: 90% of the day I do cart wheels naked Tha other 10% I think bout kangaroos” @DLoughery_ @DrBboy

[Mini U Programs @miniuprograms]

Let's help Carly with her pitching skills. http://t.co/sRDkbA6HvS #miniu #umanitoba #ctvnationalnews

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

The closest I've come to having sexual intercourse was when my mom gave birth to me #LifeonMeth #HaventTwittedInAWhile

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

#DescribeYourselfInOne Word Roadkill

[Luch @Imnotontwidder]

Haven't tweeted in a while. Probably cuz my thermostat exploded #IJustShitMyPantsWithAnticipationForTheLongWeekend

[dlo @DLoughery_]

RT @cornlog: Today I choose to get high on life & by "life" I mean "crack cocaine" @Imnotontwidder

[dlo @DLoughery_]

RT @trumpetcake: T.G.I.F.!!!! my friend [T.]om's [G.]randmother [I.]s [F.]ighting a bear on my lawn @Imnotontwidder

[dlo @DLoughery_]

RT @parker287: Was Alfred crying because he was telling Batman he had AIDS, I wasn't paying attention? @Imnotontwidder

[dlo @DLoughery_]

RT @cornlog: Nothing better on a gorgeous Spring day than huddling in your cold dark basement smoking crack. @Imnotontwidder