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Earth Officially Removed From Death Star ToDo List: With the election of Donald Trump it's obvious Earth is self destructive!
#LordVader2020

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#MayThe4thBeWithYou

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Remember to spay and neuter your pets!!

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We've been gone for a bit, but we're back now after our time in the "Time Out Room", aka solitary confinement...I won't make a typo with the word "Sith" again, I can tell you that! Stupid autocorrect had changed it to "Shit Lord Vader" and it didn't get caught in editing. Oops!

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@Simmy41 Yes, much has changed in my absence. Good to see some of you veterans still around. Cheers!

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Now that 2017 is almost over, we can all agree it was a pretty big win for the Dark Side, right?

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3FVape Digiflavor Pharaoh Mini RTA Giveaway https://t.co/CNWVVGXMs0

[General Zod @Zod_Is_Supreme]

#FACT If you were to remove all the organs from a human body & weigh them on a scale, that human would die. #TheMoreYouKnow #KneelBeforeZod

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Pholosophy? Science? Democracy? Bah. Tzatziki sauce. That is Greece's greatest achievement.

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When will #NorthKorea learn...THIS is how one announces ballistic weapons capabilities. Then if it fails, no one is the wiser.
#Surprise

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BREAKING: Lord Vader Holds Press Releases To Make Formal Apology https://t.co/Xl0fZGSmF5

[Darth Vader @Dear_Darth]

I would like to formally apologize for having to reaccommodate Alderaan.
#unitedAIRLINES

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If you can't beat 'em... call #unitedAIRLINES & they'll do it for you!

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You think YOUR family is dysfunctional? Try being at the Skywalker house on #NationalSiblingsDay!

[scadarts @scadarts]

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

[Palpatine StarWars Page @DarthSidious33]

What Is The Best #StarWars #soundtrack

Vote & Retweet!
#MTFBWY

#JohnWilliams

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#HappyValentinesDay everyone, from the Dark Side! Celebrate responsibly, make sure your special someone is NOT your sibling!
#MTFBWY

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#FF @Dear_Darth @Stormtrooper_PR & @DeathStarPR for some dark humor!

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#FF @StarWarsPR, you won't be disappointed because, well... #STARWARS!!!!