Bro korean beauty standards are no joke. Landed in Seoul and visited a salon for a haircut. The stylist looked at my hair and said "a haircut won't make your hair look better, you have to take care of it" 💀 roasted, called fugly, and left dead in a ditch by the Koreans
i can’t believe i got the keys to a new house, got a promotion at work and bagged myself a boyfriend all in the space of a week 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 forgot how good the sims 4 is
My boomer mother manages to send each member of my family a lovely handwritten birthday card, every year, and it magically arrives on that person's actual birthday, not before, not after. She also remembers our anniversary. There is no "I forgot" or "couldn't find a stamp." It just happens, like clockwork, like the sun rising in the east.
When they go, all of this goes with it.
I will never forget the time that I helped interview a man for a job opening and when he was asked what he would contribute to the team he said “probably snacks”