Wocky Slush

& I know we face to face but I'm outta my body today

[Wocky Slush @ingahrid]

I just got told at tmc that I was perfect by a stranger and I love him for that I literally walked up to order a drank :,)

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

me in the house drunk by myself

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Aura is when you’re literally doing nothing and somehow people still decide you’re intimidating, mysterious, arrogant, interesting, or “different.” girl, i was just standing here.

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Teacher friend: Can you come and talk to my kindergarteners for career day?

Me: No problem….

[ْ @tronzyjr]

I miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me at work fixing problems I didn't cause, with tools I was never given, under pressure I definitely didn't deserve.

[Slumdog_Chillionaire @SlumRNA_Dog]

How the people working at the sandwich shop inside the grocery store look at you when you try to order a sandwich

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

It’s easier to find a needle in a haystack than the email you got last week in Outlook.

[shay van buren @2kool2kat]

do NOT show up to your job interview with a to go margarita from chilis

[Keith Acouplabeers @acouplabeers]

I’m making 80k in the $80 full tank, $2500 apartment, $18 chipotle burrito era

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

being a high functioning stoner is wild because everyone sees a walking chimney, but no one sees the inside of my fucking brain that has been running on high speed since the moment I opened my god damn eyeballs.....

[Imagination Library @dollyslibrary]

A little bedtime magic is coming back. ✨❤️

For a limited time, "GoodNight With Dolly" is once again available to stream through October 21, giving families the chance to snuggle up and share these special bedtime stories from the Imagination Library collection, read aloud by Dolly herself.

Created during the 2020 pandemic as a way to bring families together and offer a little comfort, connection and imagination during uncertain times, "GoodNight With Dolly" became a cherished part of bedtime for families around the world.

In a meaningful tribute to Dolly and her legacy, @penguinrandom has generously made all 10 episodes available again, allowing Dolly’s voice to once again fill homes with stories, warmth and love.

Gather your loved ones, get cozy and enjoy this limited-time return of "GoodNight With Dolly", streaming now through October 21. 🌙📚❤️
https://t.co/SaJlFuXzBe

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

The Wire:

[Nicole McLaughlin @nicolemclovin]

heels inspired by the family computer room

[𓃠🪬 @adeitys4]

when a jupitarian tells someone what worked for them and a saturnian tries to follow it

[fae ⁹⁴ 卌 is patient zero @talkfae]

listening to this playlist to feel something