beanzZle

just your typical 25 year old with/without a nicotine addiction

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at any social event observing instead of interacting with people

[mika @mikasagrada]

como é a sensação de reassistir uma série quando você tem uma memória péssima:

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[addie @aclclie]

brushed teeth then smoked weed ate ice cream

[Anubis @eduantao]

em um lugar público analisando o comportamento de todos

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

“listen to your body” ok well my body wants to lay down and eat snacks 14 hours a day

[໊ @user0000O0]

me after dealing with myself all day

[autist @litteralyme0]

reasons why I can't have a gun:

1. i will use it

[tomisin 🧝🏽‍♀️ @tsizzle2real_]

when the situation is so serious that you smoke 2 cigs about it

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

How it feels going in to work on a Saturday

[beanzZle @instajyl]

why’s the apple store remind me of scientology

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My shoulders are too bony for someone to rest their head on. They're like anti-homeless architecture

[holly ִֶ ⋆𐙚❅🦌*°⋆❆ 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmaster86753]

pet play but you open the door and i run into the road and get ran over

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

When you realize you have to pay $4.50 a gallon because the president of the US raped children on a private island

[trav @travhasfun]

when you vape and it shoots juice into your mouth