Intelligensia

I'm the elephant in the room.

[“ᴀꜱᴛᴀɢʜꜰᴜʀᴏɴʟᴀ ʜᴀꜱ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴠᴄ”🫧 @_OT__]

All he wants is sex
My sister have you ever giving him money and he refused to collect???

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

The nuances of inglés. Broken up vs broken down …

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Q: Why are you late?
A: Routing problems

[Intelligensia @intelligensia]

Do you love me?

[Clay Summers @claysummers]

I'm not mad just ugly and quiet.

[Apollo Auto @ApolloAutoKE]

Top Gear drives the new Subaru WRX STI. They have dropped the Impreza from the name to save on weight. http://t.co/bFKCkcFhxJ

[Intelligensia @intelligensia]

@jke not a problem, thanks.

[Ty @tyrus_]

Alfred Mutua will go all Cobra Squad on those allegations. Complete with the rattling machine guns and belabored stunts.

[Sunny Bindra @sunnysunwords]

So then. Today's Auditor General report reveals what happens when you allow lots of fingers into the public till.

[Carol Kons @emsykay]

News headline: 90 flatulent cows start a fire in Germany dairy farm.
I can't help but imagine them gigging with a box of matches

[Mutugi Mutegi @wa_mutegi]

Guard at a random gate searches you and finds plastic explosives (supposing they can identify it), what then? Piga mayowe?

[Ty @tyrus_]

If this leadership is even remotely concerned about National Security, why are heads not rolling since Westgate? Has anyone ever been fired?

[NikHimself @nikhimself]

"Could someone please serve the tea and pass the pastries?"

No, not you sir, please sit down and chair the security briefing.

-Police HQ

[Katy @_whatkatydid_]

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced. That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.

[Eve @evecrowlene]

What idiot called them mothers and not lie detectors?

[Intelligensia @intelligensia]

Perhaps I should go for seconds on this body and blood thing, that first hit wasn't quite so filling.

[Intelligensia @intelligensia]

This new Twitter web interface is nice!

[Intelligensia @intelligensia]

Authors not quite as interesting as their writing. http://t.co/oH1JROqtmF

[Intelligensia @intelligensia]

What did my landlord do this time?