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[A @ipikak1]

@namwella1961 @senseidai The most important election in history is the next one. By definition.

[derek davison @dwdavison]

In keeping with tradition The Stone of Destiny will be mounted upon the Anvil of Verisimilitude, signifying the new monarch’s commitment to slaying the Wyrm of Malfeasance.

[A @ipikak1]

@RonnyJacksonTX Move to the UK chucklefuck.

[A @ipikak1]

@TheRickWilson She can’t bury something she never had.

[A @ipikak1]

@kat_volk Hmmmm… recursive dependencies are a bitch.

[A @ipikak1]

@kat_volk Xcode is huge and has lots of moving parts to verify.

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Hello! Could you maybe deliver those marmalade sandwiches to people who need them rather than leaving them outside a palace? Thanks.

[im outta here @zigelko]

Had the TV on last night but wasn’t wearing my glasses. Saw the @DarrenBaileyIL campaign logo for the first time and legit thought it was an elephants butthole

[Nicola Jane Swinney @NicolaJSwinney]

There must be an easier way to blow up a balloon.

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

The Lakers tried to trade Kevin Costner for Kevin Durant.

[Headline Smasher @HeadlineSmasher]

Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"

[A @ipikak1]

@MurphysHoodad @LouisIngenthron @ngaio420 Every system has flaws. Having to sequester nuclear waste from any environmental contact for thousands of years to not kill things is unique to nuclear power, and a deal breaker.

[A @ipikak1]

@dvillella @RonFilipkowski Lack of evidence is evidence of conspiracy.

[A @ipikak1]

@ckracht3 To defend the constitution, they attempted to overthrow the elected government of the US. This broke their oath. You know, but chose to ignore, this vital fact.

[KaiTheFishGuy @FishGuyKai]

A squid with a squid lure. A squid. With a squid lure. Like, it’s fishing with a lure. Of itself. Like, it’s using a smaller version of itself to catch things that wants to eat it, but can’t. Cuz it’s eating it. With a lure. Of itself. The layers. The LAYERSSSSSS.

[A @ipikak1]

@ShawnInArizona The cat’s share.